My Favorite Pirate Joke Is “why Does It Take Pirates So Long To Learn The Alphabet? Because They Spend

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

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reblog not mine I need to try this

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3 years ago

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reblog not mine Fancy but these are cool holy cow and so many!! :D

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f0rbie

3 years ago

Pathetic little man tumble sexy

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reblog not mine I CANT His victory dance

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f0rbie

3 years ago

albedo :]

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genshin impact genshin albedo sorry if the quality is bad forbie his cheeks if you use these please reblog or give credit <3

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f0rbie

3 years ago

Sponge - "Molly (16 Candles)"

Recorded at The Loft in Saline, MI, USA circa 1994

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reblog not mine ... ....dont ask why DONT ASK WHYYYYYY DONT ASK WHYY DONT ASK WHYYY sixteen candles down the drain THE DRAAAAIIII- i Have this song stuck in me head

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f0rbie

2 years ago

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<3 reblog opossum fun fact uhm lil boys the last name of my raccoon plushy is possum not that it’s important

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f0rbie

3 years ago

i - i’ve never seen a man so slender 😳

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reblog not mine I keep seeing this why not reblog I don’t understand it lemme do some research- man I live under a rock </3

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f0rbie

3 years ago

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reblog not mine ok I (;ŏ﹏ŏ) m’sorry I had to Why did -reblogs the fish-

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f0rbie

3 years ago

the sky reminded me of Opal a little, so here it is! :]

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oh well clouds skies sunrise dude I can’t get this one person outta my head It’s been like 2 years nowkdjdhxhzk But they’re in a relationship But like coincidences keep happening Might as well wait until I get a chance anyways have a good day lovely’s

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f0rbie

2 years ago

so i posted this on my instagram (lavendermoonart) but i wanted to share it here as well! also the speedpaint of it is up on my tiktok (lavendermoonart) as well!