Ezekiel23 - Idk

jackie saved shauna from the fire but shauna didn't save jackie from the frost. JACKIE SAVED SHAUNA FROM THE FIRE BUT SHAUNA DIDN'T SAVE JACKIE FROM THE FROST.

Ok but the Beanie's scene in NPMD is so fucking funny. Like "If I Loved You" is all good fun, but zoom out into the full context of the scene and it's SO funny. Picture it- You're Emma Perkins, and this dude who comes in basically every day has finally found an excuse to give you his number. It's clunky, but it's cute, and the guy seems nice enough, so you start chatting and then this fucking kid yells at the top of his lungs at you about his hot chocolate. Asshole takes it and nervously thanks you, then he sits down with who you're pretty sure is the mayor's kid? Whatever, none of your business, so you turn back to Paul and try to have a conversation but you can't focus because these fucking teenagers won't shut up this is not a very big shop they know they are very audible right??? Cut back over to the teens in question and they are INSISTING, VERY LOUDLY, that they DO NOT like each other and in fact they're NOT even real friends and the other one should GO AWAY! But also every time they start trying to intimidate or prove a point they immediately have to turn around in the middle of the argument because they're beet fucking red, and the girl is literally fanning herself and the dude is doing a double take at the wall every time they make eye contact But NO!!! THEY DON'T!! THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER EVEN A LITTLE BIT!!!

Trick or Treat!

Paul Matthews turns on the radio in the car to hear the advertisements and then turns it off again when the music plays

hatchetfield relationship web

blue: tgwdlm green: black friday red: npmd purple: nightmare time

Completed hatchetfield web

being aromantic is so confusing because i literally have no idea how i feel ever, actually

actually the true plot of mouthwashing is about a man who was driven insane by his horsefucking fetish and had to take it out on everyone else instead of getting a tail plug and leather ears

Melissa: Sorry I’m late! I was… doing things…

Ted: [bursting into the room looking disheveled] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!