I Actually Feel Physical Pain Whenever I Remember That Something Bad Is Going To Eventually Happen To

my favourite thing about Lottie and Van staring at Shaunahat in confusion is that it's very clear it's not surprise it's legitimate "what the fuck" it's "omg the literal worst most unholy possible combination of gays has happened right under our noses and we didn't even notice what the fuck are these dykes gonna do to us" cause like Van was in the closet like why would she be that puzzled at someone else in a soccer team would also have been in the closet no no Van was thinking "oh shit not these two"

hey coach, sorry we cannibalized your team captain. in our defense, her pregnant gf said that's what she wanted and we are running out of meat rations and our developing bodies need nourishment. no, I get that it was absolutely terrifying to witness teenagers devour their former leader who was a symbol for societal expectation so voraciously and with such excitement, but you gotta understand we're hungry and the wilderness slow-roasted her to perfection. also you're probably next. xo.

real (I'm a trans man)

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

In one of my dnd sessions one of the players was trying to figure out how to read a compass and rolled a nat 1 so he forgot what a compass was even tho he made it and dropped it and broke it

Buzz buzz or whatever

house the millisecond he realizes wilson's heading into a serious relationship with someone besides him

everyone coming for lottie like god forbid a girl murders an innocent man and then spends the next day face painting with his blood yall are so strict

always promoting the hannijackets agenda

Lesbian Cameron real