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Most Convincing Tumblr Ad I've Ever Received. Almost Made Me Download Whatever Shitass Dating App That

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Tbh, I can't point fingers at Disney/mcu making comics/movies based on the culture I grew up in and calling it "mythology" since we (Scandinavia) do that too, (albeit ridiculously and yet still way more accurate, go figure) But trademarking it? Oof, the audacity. If anybody deserves to trademark Loki, it's this guy and his rhapsody, simply because it is an absolute banger. I said what i said.

Tbh, I Can't Point Fingers At Disney/mcu Making Comics/movies Based On The Culture I Grew Up In And Calling
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Yoooo, I can't write for shit(especially in English), but i desperately need an angsty wing fic about toxic edizzy, where Ed clips Izzys wings (you know, like the horrible thing, where people clip the (parts of) wings of birds, so they can't fly away. All the angst, misunderstandings, mutilation feels, the weird loyality/love Izzy has for Ed, Eds obsessive love? Something for Izzy. The crew finding out that Izzy is missing parts of his primary and secondary feathers, when he is forced to(or accidentally) spread his wings where they can see it. (When folded, you can't always see if a birds wings are clipped).The crew adopting Izzy as a part of their friend group. Ed trying to justify Izzys clipped wings (its not always a one and done thing, they grow back, so maybe someone else, Hornigold? Started clipping young Izzys wings and then ed kinda took over after the mutiny?) And maybe with enough time they grow back and Izzy has to relearn how to fly, or Izzy is to mutilated in the end and its really fucking sad because he will never fly again? I have SO MANY FEELINGS about this!!!!


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Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

Logan who slowly lets himself slip into his animalistic traits once he’s dating Wade and feels safe. And knows nothing will put Wade off. Logan who purrs while he’s eating a good meal, who purrs to self-sooth, who purrs while laying in Wade’s lap.

Logan who gently bunts his head to Wade’s in the morning, or when he’s greeting him. Logan who rolls over on to their back to show his sense of security, and playfully smacks Wade’s hands away when he goes to give him belly rub until he lets himself accept them.

Logan who gives Wade a few loving licks to his hands, neck and face.

Wade who play fights with Logan, and understands that because of their predator-prey instincts Logan will oscillate between acting aggressive and acting submissive, and he adapts accordingly. Logan gets what Wade calls the ‘zoomies’ which when he wants to play fight with Wade, and Wade always knows cos he looks at him with wide, slow blinking eyes and he gives him a playful bow, think puppy pose in yoga.

Wade who only lightly teases him on the stuff that aren’t to with his traits and finds it funny that Logan loves morning walks with him as much as Puppins, and the he’s always putting the lead on Puppins and they always get coffee for them and a puppuccino for Puppins. He calls it walk and treat time.

Wade who doesn’t mind that Logan clings to his side at the parties he throws and hides in Al’s bedroom when it gets overwhelming.

Logan who has a big stretch every morning, where his claws come out as he stretches.


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No Cops At Pride Just Tessa Thompson And Her Massive Guns
No Cops At Pride Just Tessa Thompson And Her Massive Guns
No Cops At Pride Just Tessa Thompson And Her Massive Guns
No Cops At Pride Just Tessa Thompson And Her Massive Guns

no cops at pride just tessa thompson and her massive guns


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Coloured image of Izzy Hands slouching on a chair besides Mary Bonnet, who sips delicately from a teacup. A tea set and plate of scones sits on the table between them.

latest member of the jilted spouse club

(stizzy suggestive text in the comic under the cut!)

Izzy says to Mary: Your husband ate my cunt like it was a jam-slathered scone
Mary spits out her drink with huge eyes
Close up shots of Izzy and Mary talking. 
Mary recovers with an 'ahem'. With flat eyes, she says to Izzy: 'my husband, Stede Bonnet, has pussy game now?'
Izzy, looking panicked, replies 'No! It was fuckin' awful! He fuckin' munched it, Mary! Mary, you don't understand. He licked me like he was licking the fucking butter off his crumpets. Like he was a dog trying to get peanut butter off the roof of his mouth!'
Izzy leans over the table, pointing at Mary, whose face is comically distorted from the force of her wheezy laughter. Izzy says: 'Stop fuckin' laughing! I don't know if it's worse that he dived into my cunt like he was going skinny dipping, or that it actually got me off. Like. Ten times. Luckily, uh. I don't think he noticed? 
'...Mary. Stop fucking laughing, Mary. I can never let him know. He'll be insufferable. He'll never stop bragging. What the fuck do I do, Mary?'

I had to immortalise The Hot Potato. Please go read this fic by the stupendous @carrymelikeimcute (and all the tags on their post!)


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inspired by @ellliemilller, i'm not half as good as you at this but i had an idea so i thought why not

Inspired By @ellliemilller, I'm Not Half As Good As You At This But I Had An Idea So I Thought Why Not
Inspired By @ellliemilller, I'm Not Half As Good As You At This But I Had An Idea So I Thought Why Not
Inspired By @ellliemilller, I'm Not Half As Good As You At This But I Had An Idea So I Thought Why Not

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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