okay but jaskier who just spreads WILDLY wrong rumors about witchers. cause few people are going to spread GOOD rumors, and he’s sick of hearing about the negative stuff.
so fine.
he’ll do the work himself AS EVER and just spread wildly left-field NEUTRAL rumors.
meanwhile there’s just a witcher somewhere DEEPLY FUCKING PUZZLED when a smiling innkeep plops down a plate full of walnuts in front of him with a knowing look and goes, “for your traditions” with a wink like he’s got special advanced knowledge and then saunters off anD HEY WHAT THE FUCK
It's 19°C, the sun is visible, and I am sweating. Thanks for the annual obligatory summer weather, but can we skip to a more reasonable temperature? We are but a small country with no aircondition in our homes.
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DAFNE KEEN as LAURA KINNEY/X-23 LOGAN (2017) / DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024)
Blackhands break up fic where Izzy is a selkie who gave Ed his coat and swore to never let him drown. Every time Ed's gone into the water and been unable to fend for himself, Izzy pulled him out.
But the Trauma Crew demanded that Ed give the coat back as part of his rehabilitation reparations. Ed did so, though a part of him remains secure that Izzy is still his in every way that matters. Until Izzy almost dies and sails off with the Revenge crew, leaving Ed on land. Izzy, half dead, heard Ed talking about possibly burying him on land with him and Stede, and that was The Last Fucking Straw. They are Over with a capital O.
But after a couple months, when Ed's bored of the innkeepers gig, he decides he wants to see Izzy again. So, obviously, he jumps into the sea and waits.
And waits. And waits.
From there, it can go one of several ways: either Izzy never comes and Stede pulls a sobbing Ed out of the water who's finally realised that he and Izzy are broken beyond repair and he's lost his oldest friend, OR Izzy shows up and is massively pissed, but hugs a snuffly sad Ed and tells him a gentle but firm goodbye and that next time, he's on his own.
Or Ed literally drowns and his last thoughts are of Izzy coming to save him, but Izzy never does :3c
steve and robin's friendship is so refreshing their banter their mutual confidance their silly in jokes about tammy thompson... all with steve being chill and supportive of robin being gay. it's just so nice to have that represented. i love them so much
Went for a walk in the sunny weather and other?people? Had the audacity to walk outside too? This is my walking spot, find somewhere else?! Even worse I could hear them:(
No gentle waves, birdsong and trees in the wind for me:( just noisy children screaming and scaring away the birds:(:(
I might see the sun today?!!
Like actual sunshine?!?!
Weather forecast you better not be lying
I have had an epiphany!
Izzy and Jim being reluctant, edgy-knife pals!
They can bond over not feeling anything emotionally except rage and revenge!👌👌👌
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