Reblog If You Hate Donald Trump (I Really Wanna Show My Republican Dad)

“I’m alive and kicking, it’s an unforgivable truth, father! So sad that you never bothered to invite me to your fire quirk-infested agency!”

If it doesn't happen I'll cry

how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all

Nya: Lloyd, are you okay?

Lloyd: Yeah I'm fine, why?

Nya: Because today I heard you ask a cashier if damage repair shampoo works on feelings

Lloyd: Oh I-

Kid!Lloyd is me

Kid!Lloyd: Being small is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kind of giggle at you and say “Aw, you’re so cute when you’re angry!”. Like, no, recognize my power.

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

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do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

This is one of the funniest bnha things I've seen because it's TRUE

If they had American names

banana fish characters gas station orders

ash: a slushie (half blue raspberry, half cherry), takis or hot cheetos, sour patch kids

eiji: cream soda (but in a glass bottle not a can). the puffy cheetos, not the crunchy ones. strawberry or cotton candy flavoured lollipop

skip: whatever ash is getting

shorter: mango arizona, sour keys, slim jim

sing: anything with powder. so like pixie sticks, baby bottle pops, fun dip, etc etc. warheads cause he’s annoying, not cause he likes them. sour gummy worms or skittles.

yut-lung: spiciest chips possible just to prove something even tho no one cares. eats the warheads when sing says he “probably wouldn’t like them, they’re really sour”. partial to ice cream sandwiches from the little freezer thing but acts like he’s above gas station food entirely