Having just passed a milestone birthday myself, I feel this. Getting old ain’t for pussies.
“this is way too sweet”
“they’re remaking that movie already????”
“my back hurts”
“wait, people get mad about that now?”
“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
“hold on let me check my calendar first”
**turns on the radio** [groans]
🩷my wishlist 🩷
like this post if you think all birthday-girls should cover their tits in sprinkles 😉