Me Talking To My OCs Like Ok Listen You’re Gonna Fall In Love And Be Very Happy Together Eventually,

The warrior cats/dsmp/cookie run type fandoms are the best most entertaining fandoms ever actually cause it will never not be funny to see all these enormous long posts about complicated plot lines and discourse about which characters are unforgivable war criminals and then the characters are named shit like twigbranch and mexican dream and fucking almond and you look them up and they just look like this

Pretty sure she straight up killed a man once but go off

"What does daphne even do?" She literally looks for clues. Go fuck yourself

bench trio bodyguard au where everyone thinks that ranboo (tall, wearing a mask and glasses) is body guarding tubbo (short) and tommy (looks very weak)

in reality it’s tubbo (government made super soldier) and tommy (some kind of ninja) guarding ranboo (could trip over his own feet)

everyone thinks ranboo is the super dangerous one because he’s quiet and stands there ominously. in reality he’s just kinda awkward

multiple times tubbo or tommy get taken hostage and it goes along the lines of

kidnapper: i have your friend! put down the weapon!

ranboo: …

tubbo, poorly acting: oh no! i have been captured! what ever will i do!

oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences

Oh damn

HM?!

Hmmmmmmmm something something chapter three something something this fic you recced earlier

Another chapter so soon after the other one?? :OO what am I on

go read my batfam twitter fic

i love when characters don't get to die

"i can probably get this fun new fic idea written out as a coherent oneshot in a few days, and then afterwards i can get back to writing my other project(s)" <- this is the devil speaking through you

If the earth was completely and perfectly spherical with a uniform Ocean depth how deep would that Ocean be if the earth still had the same amount of rock and water?