Elves Are Cats And Dwarves Are Dogs.

Just a quick not friendly reminder: someone who has apologized for past mistakes, made amends for past actions, and clearly no longer holds past beliefs, is a far better person than one who digs up old dirt and uses a person's past that no longer exists against them.

we really need to push this like we did with mineblr so.

PLEASE if you are writing about an smp on ao3 JUST use the smp tag, not the minecraft tag. right now its literally fucking impossible to use the minecraft tag to find fics about the actual fucking game and there are people who are very frustrated about that

It snowed recently!

While it's great that all my favourite fic writers are taking their time to write the final chapter and make sure it's to same quality as the rest of the fic, did they have to do it all at the same time?

Couldn't you do it in waves?

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Penis: where are you going.

Milfboss: away from here

Penis: your leaving me?

Milfboss: yes

Penis: why? are we not friends?

Milfboss: [sadly] we were. it's too late for that now

Penis: why? you are safe here. here they cannot hurt you anymore

Milfboss: [shouting] Shitty was your friend too!

Penis: Shitty made his choice the moment he tied me to that chair

Milfboss: and you have made yours. you made yours when you executed him in the exact same way. You cannot take that back Penis.

Penis: [shocked and angry] how do you know about that?

Milfboss: I was there. With Connoreatspants.

Penis: How?! No one was supposed to know!

Milfboss: I am leaving Penis. You can't stop me.

Penis: what about Balls? Did he mean nothing to you?!

Milfboss: your know I loved that cow more than anything. Balls wouldn't have wanted this

Penis: what about the admiral

Milfboss: [crying] don't you bring her into this! she's dead!

[Admiral_Anus walks out from behind a pillar]

Admiral: am I? I wasn't aware

I love Devo but sometimes I want to punch him in his stupid non-existent face