Flash And Crash

Ryan: We are not here to hurt you. We just want to communicate Shane: SCRATCH MY NIPPLES Ghosts: ... I think we have different definitions of communication

just had a guy declare he’d fight for me because I gave him some popcorn.

mercenaries seem to have to really gone down in price!

Bram stoker - the cartographer

my boyfriend: How would you feel if I was writing a paper about my journey to the UK my boyfriend: And I referred to my trip to the INDEPENDENT NATION OF WALES and their NORDIC ARCHITECTURE AND HERATIDGE

I'm getting my boyfriend to read Dracula Daily. He's not taking all the confusing geography and history nonsensical writings very well.

I will actually go insane. Never in my life have I disagreed more with Ryan. And i generally believe in ghosts and ghoulies. But this? This is where I draw the line. strawberry pie is terrible. strawberry and rhubarb pie is where it’s at.

He's 100% correct.

HELP MY DAD WAS COOKING PORK AND IN THE QUEST FOR CRACKLING THERE WAS MORE SMOKE THAN A FOGGY MARSH IN A WINTER MORN

Eronoctosis!

Game Review:

Yet to finish as most of my friends can’t stand horror games but I got one to play for a bit with me!

I am not good at video games, like really bad. I have multiple issues that affect my coordination and hand movements but this game was accessible enough. It really only uses the mouse and WASD, plus it’s possible to pause in a safe starting place.

Mechanically, I adore the camera and flashlight. One player can use a flashlight to shine on and scare away monsters. The other, can banish them by taking photos (as long as the light shines for long enough on the monster!)

Visually, I love the twisting, pixelated, almost 2D till you get close enough map design.

Conceptually, I adore the trying to build this body objective (literally putting flesh on a skeleton) combined with the visceral, literally just body parts, monsters. It’s rated 18+, for, warning, pixelated genitalia. If that is something that isn’t a dealbreaker for you then, honestly, this game does a great job at derealising the biological.

Pros:

Free!

Co-op

Basic WASD and mouse controls

A variety of steam achievements

Pixelated visuals for distinct style

Cons:

When you die you have to completely restart

Apparently it only takes 20-30 minutes to play through in one go

Might not have the best replay value

Overall: 4.5/5

cluster B does not deserve any of this like srsly. or like any mental health issue or thing.

just… op is so right and it’s sucks that they’re right

There are only two mental illnesses according to people on the internet:

Innocent bean syndrome: You can never do wrong and got no agency. You will be infantilized on every occasion and are treated as a quirk.

Bad person syndrome: You are bad and an abuser. Your presence kills people.

POV: It's 3am, you're sleep-deprived as heck and you see this coming towards you outside the 7/11

HAMLET PRINCE OF DENMARK FROM HAMLET BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!

(the OG BPD character fr fr)

characters I’m giving BPD

(this is OUR mental illness now - and these are my blorbos)

Jason Todd (DC)

Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)

Bradley Uppercrust the III (An Extremely Goofy Movie)

Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Jinx (Arcane)

and many more!!!

you can bet I’ll be reblogging my own post later CAUSE IM THAT B*TCH!

having friends doing arts degree is crazy when you’re doing science;

they’re over here drawing little characters and I’m trying to do maths to not fail my lab exam tomorrow