Danny "Commit To The Bit" Fenton Managing To Gaslight, Gatekeep And Girlboss His Way Into Everyone Believing

Shazams got some strange villains

Shazam: Not that I want more villains in the world but damn I wish some of mine would just, I don’t know, rob a bank or have a silly gimmick or something! Like geez. 

Shazam: All of my villains want me dead or dissected! Just once I would like to stop a guy in a colourful costume with an silly name from stealing an artifact related to their gimmick.

The justice league: …………………

Shazam: And banter! I would kill to have some playful banter with my villains but none of them understand my references! They’re all either demons, aliens, old as balls or all three!! IT SUCKS!

The Justice League:……………….

Shazam: THEY THINK VINE IS JUST A PLANT!!!!!

Superman: Wait wait wait, what’s vine if not a plant???

Shazam: I didn’t even do anything to them they just hate me just because I exist or because of my proximity to the guy who gave me powers! I had no control over that!!

Shazam: If I got a list of terms and conditions that said accepting may result in literal demons that want to eat me and the guy who had the job first doing his best to see my head separated from my shoulders I might have reconsidered!!

Flash: Wait really???

Shazam: eh probably not, I can eat bullets now its pretty sick.

Shazam: Even if there were a list of terms and conditions I wouldn’t have read it lmao.

Batman: …Captain, did you not get a choice in your powers?

Zatanna: Hold on did you say demons are trying to EAT YOU?!?!?!

Hero EMT/Field Medic Danny Au

Like maybe due to all his scraps and bumps as Phantom, Danny ends up getting EMT and Field Medic training or starts studying to be one. Cause hey this will be helpful later he just knows it. Plus he could go into medical engineering (or what ever the field is called that invents medical devices) with hi Fenton Mad Scientist smarts and hyoerfocusing on healing others instead of hunting Ghosts.

A few decades or centuries down the line, Danny is now ghost king and retired from Phantom. His advisors believe he needs a vacation. And ooh look what Clockwork found- a universe with heroes. So off he goes to DC universe.

Except, his core is demanding he help some way..but there are so many heroes. Perhaps instead of being a hero, he could help the heroes.

Que Danny slapping on domino mask, tying his hair back, grabbing his old modified Fenton field medic uniform and the Patented Fenton Medical Bag (which is like the Mary Poppins bag but for medical supplies). And h doesn't even bother going Ghost. He can use his powers in human form but he does so sparingly- like lifting a building off a trapped hero or civilian, icing a wound to stop the bleeding until h can get them some where safe and duplicating himself to help in disaster relief. Suddenly there are reports of a mysterious masked meta field medic showing up at big villain battles or the aftermath of another invasion and running disaster relief and helping civilian and hero alike. Many young heroes tell their mentors of a masked medic who helped patch them up. So on ad so forth.

how it feels finding a cool base location in minecraft

Au where immortal danny has a portable lair so he can set up shop wherever he wants so he goes to Gotham and just,,, makes a new section of the city. Over time the city's ghosts flock to it and slowly it just becomes a a bustling hub of the undead and supernatural that Danny's found himself in charge of.

So like, a decade or two the bats and birds are investigating some weird supernatural happenings and they stumble upon the spooky town and some hijinks ensue so they get stuck. They explore the new, supernatural side of Gotham and eventually get directed to danny, black hair, orphan, blue eyes, trauma!

But he's like, 50 and the mayor?

Clockwork sees how stressed Danny is from trying to be the goodest boy and never do anything remotely bad that could turn him evil and thinks he may have overdone it. At this rate his panic over never doing anything evil is going to force him to emotionally burn out and stop caring. Then he'll turn evil anyway.

So Clocky does something that sounds completely ridiculous in theory. He scoops Danny up and drops him into a universe full of superheros and villains and tells him to "Do whatever you want. There will be no consequences for you." Then he leaves.

And just like that, Danny goes apeshit. He decides to do the one thing he always wanted to do but was too afraid to because he didn't want to be judged, or worse, forced to join his parents.

He becomes a supervillian. Not as Phantom, no. But as Fenton! He goes full super genius mad scientist and terrorizes whatever city he's in. The local superhero is being driven insane as Danny builds death rays, shrink rays, his own modified version of the GAV, ect.

The best part if that the local heros can never catch him for long and when he is caught he always escapes before he is transported to whatever facility they wanted him in. He always ends up back in his home dimension where he goes back to acting normal and no one from either human dimension or the Infinite Realms knows what he's up to (except the stop watch of course)

After a particularly fun day in which Danny highjacks all broadcasting services to teach everyone in the world how to make insulin at home so you didn't have to pay a ridiculous amount for necessary medication, the Justice League was now on his tail.

Danny just laughs, thinking there's no way they'd ever be able to arrest him. Little does he know some guy calling himself Batman is leading the mission and he has no intention of arresting him. Danny, much to his horror, becomes far to familiar with adoption papers. As in he keeps having to set them on fire.

Shazam AU, where Billy keeps his powers even when he’s not Shazam. The only reason he turns into Shazam is to keep a secret identity.  Imagine a villain “depowering” him, only to get curbed-stomped by a 10-year-old.



If Only...

If only Tony Stark and Stephen Strange just living a normal life in a normal world like us.

They might be just a normal couple.

Tony will work as a normal coffee shop owner and Stephen will work as a doctor.

Stephen is working in a hospital, which is across Tony’s coffee shop.

He will be Tony’s customer and they both will fall in love at the first sight when Stephen just transfer to that hospital.

Tony really likes how Stephen looks like he needs a bunch coffee every day because his hard work at the hospital.

Stephen really likes Tony’s smile because it’s just as addictive as his coffee.

Tony will do hospital visit when Stephen don’t even have a minute to take his daily caffeine.

Tony will put a cup of coffee on Stephen’s desk with a memo ‘Thank you for your hard work, Doc, I love you’ and Stephen almost die because too much happiness.

Stephen will take Tony on a road trip when he has a free day. They will talk about ‘my life before you’ and continue falling deeper in love because all the scars is slowly healed.

They like to laugh together.

They like to flirt with each other.

They don’t like to argue, they talk about problems.

They don’t like talking bullshit, they are honest to each other.

A simple ‘Good morning’ text.

A simple kiss on Tony’s forehead

As simple as saying ‘I love you’.

Everything is easy for them.

Like the universe really want them to be together and happy.

Like nothing can take their happiness because they are just living their life to the fullest and feeling great everyday.

Because it’s just a simple and normal world.

Yes yes…

Because they deserved this simple and normal world.

Wonder of imagination

Random Kid: Batman’s the best JL member

Billy: Batman’s a dweeb

Kid: fine, then who’s you’re favorite?

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Clark, still in metropolis, zeroing in on this conversation: 👀

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Billy, not needing the wisdom of Solomon to realize what he has done: (sweating) none…none of them, I like them all e-equally…