So Beautiful... And So True.

Shazam concept: the justice league figures out that the entire Shazamily is shapeshifting children but they put two and two together to get thirty and come to the conclusion that Billy is their adoptive father

Oh my, someone please write a fanfic. 😍

I'm having a writer's block so here's a hc I've been thinking about for a while.

Hc of a MC that used to play the obey me game before going to the devildom.

Diavolo: Welcome to the devildom, MC.

MC: No way! You're Diavolo!

Diavolo: How do you-

MC: And that's Lucifer!

Lucifer: ??

MC: I'll be attending RAD right? For the exchange program.

Lucifer: That is correct but how did you-

MC: Oh and that's Beel! Asmo and Satan too! This is so cool!

Everyone: *looking at each other confused*

Damian's new classmate was what most people would deem as strange, Damian however could not see him as anything other than suspicious. Daniel Knight had joined in the midst of the school year, claiming to have moved here with his father Fredric Knight (first area of suspicion, a parent willingly moving both them and their child to Gotham) for a new start following his fathers divorce. The boy was reclusive when not spoken to directly, however he would not stop talking when a topic of his interest would come up. After searching further into his past (as he does with all his classmates) Damian found a relatively normal past, the only outstanding things being a noticeable drop in grades at the beginnings of freshman year relating to an undisclosed accident resulting in lichtenberg scarring starting from Daniels palm, and presumably up his arm being hidden by his sleeve. Apparently this accident left Daniel with irregular tremors and, every once in a blue moon, seizures. Damian had thought about taking this suspicious blockage of information to Tim or the Bat Computer to be bypassed, however the idea of sharing Daniel this cases existence with the rest of his family for some unexplained reason bothered him greatly, so Damian has come to the decision to figure out Knight’s true intentions on his own.

Meanwhile Danny’s just trying to live his new, semi-normal life in peace. After a reveal gone wrong results in some good old vivisection, Jazz Sam and Tucker recruit the help of Clockwork to find Danny a new home, where he can heal from both the physical and mental wounds. Clockwork ends up dumping Danny into the DC universe alongside Fright Knight, who was insistent on going with him, feeling responsible in helping to protect his young prince now since he feels he failed the first time. So with a bit of spacetime razzle dazzle, Tucker messing with stuff he probably shouldn't have messed with and a very tearful goodbye with promises to check in every day, Danny goes off to start his new life as Daniel Knight. It was going ok so far, he took half the year to himself, focusing on healing. Also so Frighty could adjust to the whole pretending to be human thing. Danny doesn't have any friends yet, and to be honest hasn't made the effort to make any (Jazz would be disappointed if she knew that), but there's this one boy in Danny's class who might be even weirder than him. Danny can feel Damian's eyes on him, knows how he follows him around without a sound (Danny really shouldn't be able to tell, he only knows because he isn't fully human(and in a weird way, Danny thinks that's kinda cool)), and whenever they do make eye contact Danny can see and feel the boy fluster and shy away.

Maybe he just needs a friend too.

an AU where everything’s the same except Tony gets chosen by a very powerful relic.

1. Ok, I don’t know which form could the relic have, though I’m imagining something which could wrap itself around Tony because he’s smoll and must be protected. One night Tony’s at the Sanctum waiting for Stephen and Wong to be back from some interdimensional diplomatic mission, and he falls asleep on the couch. Since he started to date Stephen, Tony has sort of developed a healthy sleep pattern, though is still extremely anxious about sleeping in an empty bed. Fact is: Stephen and Wong recovered a very powerful relic and brought it to the Sanctum, and the moment it sees Tony, decides it must protect this wonderful human, so it straight wraps around him like a blanket;

2. Wong is the first to step out of the portal, and he just stares blankly at the scene in front of him because he can’t believe to his eyes. The relic had never shown to be interested in finding a master, according to all the records he and Stephen could collect about it, and now, after a couple of days in the Sanctum, it decided to get attached to someone who’s not even a Sorcerer. If he was surprised when the Cloak chose Strange, now he’s questioning everything he knows about magic;

3. The Cloak, well, it’s extremely jealous of Tony’s relic, but they both agree that Tony can’t be left alone around Rogers and that’s frankly exhausting for all the people involved. Tony knows he will never get along with Steve any longer, but they are on speaking terms and Stephen already lectured the Cloak about not being a jerk with the Captain. He thought it got the message, now he has to do it all over again with two relics;

4. Tony is sure his relic is mad. How can something which always proved to be distant and cold toward humankind decide that he’s worthy of its attention and protection? Stephen tells him that he went through pretty much the same doubts when the Cloak chose him. This sorts of help Tony;

5. Wong tries to convince Tony to learn basic magic because the choice of the relic can indicate that it sees potential in Tony, but it doesn’t work because, despite dating Stephen and knowing that not all magic is bad, he’s still not confident about it and doesn’t want to be closer to it that is necessary;

6. At first, Tony is frightened as fuck to bring his relic on the field. Seriously, he doesn’t want to rip it or something because it’ll be to prove that he’s not worthy, though the relic itself has its own opinion about that. Stephen laughs his ass off when Tony tells him that. Basically, Tony threats the relic as if it’s his child and Stephen finds this too cute.

send me an AU and I’ll write 5+ headcanons

This is my application to rewrite Twilight, these are the main changes I’m making. Please add on:

Rewritten twilight saga:

- There is no secret religious context to this

- Bella is exactly the same as book Bella

- She meets the cullens not through weird science class with Edward but cause she has gym with Emmett

- He’s like holy sh*t this girl is hilarious and brings her home

- Both Emmett and Bella get to swear

- Bella calls Edward p*ssboy

- Carlisle and Esme are both early 30’s

- Alice is 4’10”

- Emmett is a 6’7” behemoth

- Rosalie is 6 feet tall and curvy

- She is also pro choice

- Jasper is still the newest of the cullens but he was never a confederate soldier and is actually some college age gen z vampire getting his film degree at NYU

- He was drunk and hanging out with someone he didn’t know was a vampire

- And he said just send it

- He woke up three days later in his dorm a vampire

- Carlisle finds him sucking the blood out of rats in the subway while he’s in New York for a medical convention

- He coaxes him out of the train tunnels and brings him home

- Esme power washed jasper before he’s allowed in the house

- Alice has the same backstory as in the books cause it’s wild, but showed up alone to the Cullen house

- She was on the couch and said hey where’s my room

- Jasper and Alice are not dating but are very good buddies cause they’re both a little unhinged

- Belle and Edward go on one horrible date when they both realize that they’re gay

- Bella still hangs around with the cullens cause they just genuinely like her

- Esme likes to make snacks for when Bella comes over but doesn’t really remember appropriate portion sizes

- She makes Bella two dozen muffins for movie night

- Charlie even goes over for dinner sometimes

- The cullens are painfully bad at pretending to be human during said dinners

- Charlie knows something is up

- Everyone in Forks knows something’s up, but don’t say anything cause Carlisle is a really good doctor and they don’t want him to leave

- It’s not long before Bella and Alice start dating

- It’s as excellent as you would expect

- Bella loves her very small girlfriend

- However it is Alice that girlies Bella piggyback rides

- Bella is really good friends with all the Cullen siblings and has different human friendly activities she does with all of them

- Rosalie teaches Bella about cars

- Emmett takes her rock climbing or something

- Bella and jasper go to slam poetry together

- Even Bella and Edward hang out and they go to concerts together

- Esme likes to take Bella to big museums and get her opinions on all her new projects

- Carlisle and Bella watch gross medical documentaries together

- When Bella comes out to Jacob he actually respects her relationship and they stay friends

- The cullens still have to leave after jasper tried to kill Bella, but he’s less creepy and he feels reeeeeally bad

- He has anxiety so yeah he feels super bad and sends her an edible arrangement

- They actually answer her emails tho

- No angst, they tell her they’re coming back after they rehab jasper for a bit

- Edward still runs off to Italy and Alice still brings Bella to come get him cause he can’t read Bella’s thoughts but it’s only cause he’s literally so dramatic and is like “I’m done”

- They don’t let him be done

- They drag his ass home

- In eclipse, the volturi let the cullens take in Bree Tanner

- I’m still just not over her death

- Bella and all the cullen children see her and are like ahhhhhh baby

- Rosalie and Emmett become really close to her and Rosalie finally feels like the mother she’s always wanted to be

- Bree accidentally calls Rosalie mom one time, and it’s the first time Rosalie has cried since being turned

- Emmett 100% got a very large baby backpack and tried to get Bree to ride in it for a bit cause he wanted the “full dad experience”

- Jacob and Leah imprint on one another

- There will be no baby imprints

- People start noticing that Seth’s eyes always stay on jasper a little longer than normal

- He asks him film questions and jasper gets very flustered

- They go to the movies and Seth is driven crazy by Jasper’s full analysis of whatever movie they saw

- But he’s really cute

- They are very happy together

- Bella and Alice get married

- Bella still gets pregnant with a vampire baby cause she and Alice go to a sp*rm bank and it just so happens that some rando vampire donated and that’s what’s coincidentally used to impregnate Bella

- I just thought that would be funny

- Alice puts her foot down and says her child won’t be named resume

- Bella’s pregnancy is less traumatic cause they realize pretty early on and are like ?????

- They take care of her and it goes as well as it could

- Bella gets turned at the last minute and her and Alice still move to the cottage in the woods with their baby

- Bree is so obsessed with the baby

- She got really excited when she got to pick out some of the clothes

- Jacob still comes around cause him and Bella are still friends and of course he brings Leah

-Leah and Jacob are dating cause they both deserve to be happy (no babies involved)

- Leah becomes reluctant friends with the lady cullens

- Even if she says she doesn’t like them

- Jasper is very afraid of Leah

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Corrections cause I was made aware about some stuff I forgot about (aka Leah is older than I thought and definitely a lesbian):

-Jake and Leah become reluctant friends

-It starts because Seth just wanted his friend and his sister to get along

-Eventually they realize that they don’t actually hate each other all that much

-Leah takes one look at some indie girl at the mall and boom, love at first sight

-Her girlfriend is super cool with the werewolf thing, which is surprising at first

-Turns our she’s a huge old monster movie fan and things it’s hilarious that her new girlfriend Leah IS a werewolf

-Leah introduces her to her (definitely not vampire) family friends the Cullens and her girlfriend loses it

-Jake continues with engineering and auto work and decides he’ll go to college for it

-Jake and Rosalie like to work on cars together because Rosalie likes being complimented and Jacob is never not impressed by her decades of experience

My favourite thing about Link is that you play as him and he's the most important guy ever so there's so many different ideas of what his personality is like because you can just make him do whatever the fuck you want. He's a lover boy, a soldier, a chef, a photographer, a pyromaniac, a dirty little unemployed child, a femboy, a tough as guts macho man, autistic, anxious, outgoing, outrageously confident, reckless, idiotic, strategic genius and that's all because he's everyone who's ever played tloz because Link is whoever you decide to be when you play him Everyone is some variation of Link and I love it

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

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Seeing the gaggle of Wayne wards, Danny came to a conclusion that horrified him. He turned to his clone, tucked her arms to her side, threw her onto his shoulder, and booked it out of there.

"Danny," she squawked.

"Do you want to be adopted by a billionaire?"

by  JULIAN CALLE