Evergreen-tales - Untitled

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they're opening up a new sister store in a different province and they asked me to do some email correspondence with my joint health and safety counterpart out there to help him get set up and run the team, but they warned me before hand that he was "notoriously difficult" so i was absolutely dreading this thinking "shit, he's gonna be one of those guys who thinks taking direction is an insult to his masculinity and he's gonna be rude and suck"

but it turns out he's just really autistic and needs super clear direction + he writes his emails like a 1911 telegram. i LOVE this guy. i've never worked with someone who wrote so clearly and in such detail, and absorbs everything i say. plus whenever he gets an email he responds immediately with "received. response to follow. thank you." top 10 coworkers of all time. top 5 even.

Ingo hears the rumbles of something massive and metal rushing through the underground caves. It sounds somewhat familiar.

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The boy is happy :)

people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

making thibgs... to send people

squiggly little guy because he deserves to be so very happy. and also have sharp teeth and claws

guys they said ANTENNA how could i not

(inspired by, of course, the original as well as @samglyph 's creative modifications)