My Shaylas

leonard cohen 1972

The scene in Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom where Mac and Dennis fight on the grass is so Brokeback Mountain fleabag monologue men create wars to touch each other i need to fight him to feel him coded i‘m going insane

The obsessive “I need to be the hottest person in this grocery store” mindset is so loserish to me sorry… you are trapped constantly viewing yourself through other peoples eyes and craving their approval and I pity you for not knowing the beautiful, simple pleasure and incredible freedom of looking kind of ugly while running errands

People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

the yaoi was there. it didn’t save anyone. but the yaoi was there.

Counting the cars on the New Jesery turnpike

Yknow I’m glad most successful tennis players stay relevant and in the sport in some way or another but honestly respect to Pete Sampras like my man crawled out of his cave to watch Roger destroy his slam record and then we never saw him again

He did not have to go that hard but he did

All of them smiling for the family photo meanwhile Glenn and Danny are serving face