- 6/04/2018 Other Than The Fact I Realized I Have Been Messing Up A Little On My Facial Proportions For

FAIRY MECHAAAS

I don’t know why I’m so exited about fairy mechas but I am. (Like I’m not super into fairies or mechas but together... I’m like so exited)

Fairy-controlled robot

author & addition content

A man in a black sweater sat next to me in my favorite park bench, quietly nursing a half-eaten apple. I asked him whether I could have the leftover apple, and he asked me what I am, so I replied, “A scientist.”

“Science is a testament to the banality of Entropy.” He murmured, handing me the apple. The apple was now whole and rotten. “The universe is a Goddess that no man can date for long. All will be forgotten, you and all others.”

He handed me the apple again. It was half-eaten and fresh again.

“You don’t have to go to Heaven to win a war. So don’t be evil; be a fool and nothing more.”

Then I woke up.

- 2/26/2018 Yeah I fell asleep

- 5/25/2018 I saw Deadpool 2 and I think my feelings on the movie are obvious. (If I can draw her well there will be more yukio fan art coming)

Was nobody gonna tell me after watching who knows how many years of Saturday morning cartoons, I missed the yugioh 4kids dub ep with what sounds like nickleback or the guy from one song in spirit, singing a bromance

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DID TTHEY SERIOUSLY JUST DO THIS IN YUGIOH

I LITERALLY JSUT TOOK THIS FROM YUGIOH

THIS IS UNEDITTED

THIS IS RAW YUGIOH DUBBED GOODNESS OF EPISDOE

- 10.14.2018

Here’s to a failed birthday present for my best friend… wahoo…

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

- 04.11.2019

Random from head figure drawing that turned into a horned tailed red lady

So I couldn't help but edit this as soon as I saw her

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/475846606629896193/510238656057966603/60f328512ce708f6.mp4

I’m totally gonna art starting soon