- 3/11/2018

Out of Touch

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

New Years resolutions, meh.

But guys I just flossed my teeth. I’m starting out 2020 right

- 1/06/2018

I didn’t do much on this one either but I’ll have more time on the next

- 1/30/2018 Almost forgot to post this one but I at least drew it on time

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

(5/04/2018) So it turns out I love this version of my art far more than I do the version I spent many, many… more hours working on… But yeah mermay is great (I’m not being sarcastic I’m really enjoying it)

[I posted three with a black, white or transparent background]

So I decided to try to do mermay but spent most the time drawing mermaid/ siren gesture drawings cause it’s fun. I was gonna give up on day one and just say there would be 31 by the end but @meredithmcclaren appeared on my tumblr, and I had to art... I put down some color flats on a gesture drawing then doodled on top of it. (Half asleep art is fun)

- 5/28/2018 I need to stop watching people do play-throughs of Detroit become human if I ever want to get anything done...

Idk why but I feel the screaming somehow made it even more relaxing

listening to phil collins