Some cute brain rot bc I just shaved my head today and need some validation HAHA
Reader is gender neutral, please enjoy!
Gon:
'Eh, you wanna shave your head? I wanna do it tho!!'
So supportive 🥺
He's just as excited as you are, he can't wait to see you with your shaved head!
He will try to shave it, but he's a bit clumsy.
Will probably go for the wrong length and you'll need to cut it really short
But that's fine, because he will make you feel so comfortable in your own body
'Ah, you look so great!~'
Wants to touch your head, if you are comfortable with it!
'Woah, this feels so funny!!'
I can imagine him asking you to cut him an undercut or anything else because he loves the feel of freshly shaved hair.
A 12/10, will make you feel so loved.
Killua:
'You want to do what-'
A bit confused at first, but he lowkey likes the idea.
He's been making some jokes about wanting to shave your head since the beginning of Covid
Wasn't expecting you to go along with it
But hey, he's not complaining!
He probably has a ton of hair products and styling tools
'Alright. Sit down, I will do your hair.'
He's unexpectedly talented, who would have thought?
Will tease you a little bit, but all in one very wholesome.
Just as nervous as you are
Please praise him, he's so proud but he'd never admit it 😭
'Thank you so so much, Killua!' - 'I-it was nothing...'
Kurapika:
'Huh, shaving your head? Sure. I can help you, if you want me to'
And yes you want him to
I don't think he has ever touched a hair clipper before, but he's a very fast learner
'This length?' - 'Yes, please!' - 'Alright, dear.'
Very very soft touches, he's scared that he might hurt you
Will be very concentrated and nervous, but he manages just fine.
'Is this okay?' - 'I love it!'
Imagine his softest smile, he's so happy that you like it.
Since he's a very thoughtful person, I can imagine that he'll bring you cute beanies or hats he saw while he was on his job and watched over Neon while shopping.
Mind you, our man has some fine style, so expect minimalistic motives.
Will give you the softest kisses on your neck and head in general
The sweetest ❤️
Leorio:
'Shaving your head? Man, I'm not quite sure...'
But you still wanna get your head shaved.
So he's the best boyfriend one could have and helps you anyway
'Imma do the back!' - 'I was actually hoping you could shave my whole head...' - 'OKAY IMMA DO THAT TOO'
(I imagined that he would be shaking, but a doctor with shaky hands is... Very contraproductive)
Will be very very proud and satisfied with the result.
'What do you think, Leorio?' - 'I love it! You look amazing, babe! '
He would probably shave his head in solidarity.
'You want me to shave your head too?' - 'Yeah, so we match!'
Now you're matching, yay!
You should definitely get matching beanies too or cute ones with doctor puns.
BALD LEORIO!
Also, he'd defend you as soon as people make rude comments.
'Ayo, my partner looks fucking rad, so shut up'
Leorio: You need a hobby.
Kurapika: I have a hobby!
Leorio: Revenge isn’t a hobby.
Hisoka is a Lady Gaga and Megan Thee Stallion gay
Chrollo is a Lana Del Ray gay
Shalnark is a Britney Spears gay
Leorio is a Nicki Minaj gay
Pariston is a mix of a CupcakKe gay and Doja Cat gay
Kurapika is a Mother Mother genderqueer gay
Mito is a cottage core lesbian
Paku is a Girl in Red gay
Machi is a Mitski gay
Both. Both are true.
some mobages!
I drew this in an art haze like a fever dream as soon as the thought tickled my brain.
They made Leorio so likeable only for him to disappear half the time . Where’s my slim thick rich but humble and has tons of bitches king when I need him
I’m only covering Egyptian, Roman, and Greek Gods and Goddesses here, so if you have more to add, feel free!
Egyptian: Harpakhered, Bes, Shu
Roman: Pan, Silvanus, Aeolus
Greek: Pan, Aeolas, Zeus
Egyptian: Ptah, Thoth
Roman: Mercury
Greek: Hermes
Egyptian: Isis (as priestess), Khonsu
Roman: Ceres, Luna, Diana
Greek: Demeter, Selene, Artemis, Hecate
Egyptian: Mut, Isis (as mother), Hathor
Roman: Juno, Venus
Greek: Hera, Aphrodite
Egyptian: Amon, Horus, Khnum
Roman: Jupiter, Mars, Minerva
Greek: Zeus, Aries, Athena
Egyptian: Osiris, Serapis
Roman: Liber Pater
Greek: Dionysos Zagreus
Egyptian: Isis & Osiris, The Merti
Roman: Venus & Mars, Janus
Greek: Eros & Psyche, Aphrodite & Ares, Castor & Pollux
Egyptian: Khepera
Roman: Apollo
Greek: Apollo
Egyptian: Sekhet, Bast
Roman: Hercules, Vesta
Greek: Heracles, Hestia
Egyptian: Atum
Roman: Saturn, Vesta, Proserpina
Greek: Cronos, Persephone, Astraea
Egyptian: Amoun
Roman: Jupiter, Fortuna
Greek: Zeus, Tyche
Egyptian: Maat
Roman: Minerva
Greek: Themis, Athena
Egyptian: Osiris, Nu, Tefnut, Mut
Roman: Liber Pater, Neptune
Greek: Adonis, Poseidon, Dionysus
Egyptian: Anubis, Nephthys
Roman: Pluto, Mars
Greek: Thanatos, Ares, Hades
Egyptian: Neith
Roman: Diana
Greek: Artemis, Chiron, Iris, Hermaphroditus
Egyptian: Set, Apep, Min
Roman: Faunus, Bacchus
Greek: Priapus, Pan
Egyptian: Horus, Montu
Roman: Mars
Greek: Ares
Egyptian: Sothis, Hor Wer
Roman: Juventas, Juno, Venus
Greek: Hebe, Ganymede, Astraea, Aphrodite
Egyptian: Khonsu, Anubis
Roman: Luna, Diana, Neptune
Greek: Selene, Artemis, Hecate, Poseidon
Egyptian: Ra
Roman: Sol, Apollo
Greek: Helios, Apollo
Egyptian: Neith, Neter, Heka, Osiris, Aten
Roman: Vulcan
Greek: Hephaestus
Egyptian: Ptah, Geb
Roman: Saturn, Tellus, Ceres
Greek: Chronos, Gaea, Demeter
Killua: Date someone who will wake you up at 3am to look at the stars.
Kurapika: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Pika offering you sweets in these trying times.
“The memory hurts but does me no harm.” -“Abstract (Psychopomp)”
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