Regulus is secretly amazing at ballet and he whips it out as a party trick while drunk. Best believe James chokes on his drink
Someone needs to write this (please)
Remreg brainrot is just me thinking how well Remus understands Regulus' precarious situation? Remus would get BOTH sides to his struggle. And I just think about Remus, who always calls Regulus out on his bullshit but is always reasonably kind about it. This doesn't mean he's not capable of shutting Regulus down when he needs to, though. I just think Remus would get it faaaaaar more than others would.
And i think about Regulus who is so motivated to brew Remus' wolfsbane. Who waits in his animagus form for Moony to approach, to see if there's any kind of deeper awareness. And when he gets the confirmation he needs, he turns back into himself, his human self and finds a tree for them both to sit under. AND THEY SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT SIMPLY BASKING IN THE PEACE AND SAFETY OF EACH OTHER'S PRESENCE — Regulus with his back to the tree and Remus/Moony having their head on his lap.
And it's the first time Moony AND Remus experience softness... The kind of gentleness they've longed to deserve in that form. It's the first time Moony is touched with love and care. And to have Remus feel Reg's cool fingers brush over his wolf's body. Regulus spends the night, sporadically kissing moony-remus' snout, and the top of his head too.
When Remus turns back, it's just as painful. But when he breaks down crying it's not because of it. It's because someone, Regulus, had watched him change into the beast that's always lurked beneath his fragile hold on his humanity... And he saw, and he waited, and then he came — just as loving. That his star sat down with him, and spent the whole night lovingly petting through his fur. That at wolf form, he was treated and held so gently. Something he has never, ever, thought he'd experience. He was, in all aspects, himself, all of him at once present — a beast, a broken boy, a scared teenager, a student that yearns for a life more than what society believes he deserves. And with him, waiting, with hands that hold him so dearly, was Regulus.
Regulus Black doesn’t hold hands he holds arms. He clings on and squeezes tightly when he gets excited
moonwater save me save me moonwater
Regulus *after he caught Draco and Harry making out*: *points at Draco* 2nd cousin *points at Harry* son
Regulus: this is incest
Snape: well, you Blacks would know that
Draco:
Harry:
Regulus:
Based on chapter 118-119 of The Golden King by @maladaptivewriting
(I just thought of this and had to share)
whenever james feels the slightest bit of boredom coming up he always occupies himself with eating regulus out
The difference between the Black brothers is Sirius gets on his tiptoes to kiss Remus.
Regulus pulls James down by his collar of his shirt to kiss him.
*The Balck brothers speaking French*
James: *Literally melts on the spot and finds it extremely hot*
Remus: Shut the fuck up, I don't speak croissant.
gay.
gay.
Marlene: James, how old is your mom?
Regulus: And your dad?
James: Too old for both of you and they are married. Stay away from my parents guys! Stay away from my mom and dad. They are married.
i love the 'regulus gets hit with the de-aging magic' fluff fics but i need a fic where james is hit with the spell or accidentally drinks a potion. the cutest, happiest something four-years-old running after his friends on his chubby legs, so eager to hear about all the mischief they get up to at the big age of seventeen. he collects all sorts of flowers and scurries off to regulus in the great hall, climbing onto the spot beside him and proudly presenting them, totally unaware that they're the very same flowers he keeps leaving before his door in secret. will pout and latch onto regulus when sirius tries to bring him back to the common room, unashamedly climbing reg and wrapping himself around his neck like a petulant koala all >:'[ tear-fogged glasses
What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.
Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.
Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone
He was a perfect casting, but at what cost?
Real
sometimes i wonder what id be doing right now without 4 dead gay wizards consuming my every waking thought 🤔
can't let the gang know i fw moonwater
(wasn't tagged, but have fun!)
Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.
Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.
okay but James’ jewellery is gold and Regulus’ is silver so their wedding rings are both with James’ having gold on the outside and silver on the side that touches his finger (if that makes sense) and Regulus silver on the outside and gold on the side that touches his finger
went to a party full of gay people and one person started talking about the marauders and everyone in the vicinity turned around and gasped “YOU KNOW THE FUCKING MARAUDERS?”
it felt like a fever dream, everyone was like “ofc” and started yapping about fanfiction and their favourite characters
i consistently think of canon reggie’s note to voldy, like he was cunty in canon and so we just made him more cunty.
sluttiest thing a man can do is be Regulus Black
Hope so, I love Moonwater
am i the only one seeing the rise of moonwater? (im absolutely not complaining)
harry potter’s dead dad and sirius black’s little brother take up too much space in my head to be normal or healthy
Platonic Moonwater and Prongsfoot:
Remus and James 🤝🏼 dating their best friends brother
(inspo from Snakes and Lions by her_smile_forges_galaxies )