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¿Cuándo estan en temporada?

I know a lot of you guys don’t want to reblog those posts about the wildfires in Greece because they’re too long, so I figured I would make a shorter post for y’all. 

Here is a link on how to help and what the current situations are, and here is a direct link to the fundraiser.

As someone who has personally been affected by fire, I would really appreciate if y’all could sb this??

UPCOMING UK/EUROPE tour

i’d like to ask for your help in getting the word out on the tour i’m currently doing.

as you know: it’s…different. it’s just me and a piano (okay, and a ukulele sometimes), telling some of the most honest, hardest (and funniest) stories i’ve ever told. i’ve had a rough eight years: abortions, marriage, childbirth, miscarriage…the death of my very best friend to cancer. WHEEEE. FUN.

but the concert is fun. it’s hard and fun. this isn’t a “concert” as much as it is an intimate catch-up over a bottle of wine, with some of the most personal songs i’ve ever written, and a ton of humor to make the medicine go down.

i know a lot of you already have tickets, but the UK tour is now only about 50% sold out, and the european tour is about the same. some of these halls are HUGE and there’s no chance i’ll sell them out, but i’d like to make sure the halls are at least half full. why did this happen? eh. some very risky and probably slightly erroneous booking choices.

on this tour i will be visiting several cities i’ve never played before including essen, cork, offenbach am main, bexhill, cardiff, limerick, york & dunfermline.

this is such a personal show, and trying to hand-sell it to people who have NEVER seen me before is not an easy task.

it’s why the word of mouth element of spreading the word is so, so, so important.

this is where you come in. if you live in any of the countries that i’m about to hit….HELP ME.

below are some digital show flyers as well as links to the facebook events (where you can RSVP!) and tweets you can share about the shows. if you live within driving distance of any of these shows (or even if you have friends who do) please feel free to SHARE, INVITE and RETWEET to help get the word out. i will be thankful. your friends will be thankful. we will all be thankful. —–

here are the dates, ** in front of the ones that could most use a push.

Sept 04 - Amsterdam - Meervaart  SOLD OUT Sept 06 - Berlin - Admiralspalast  SOLD OUT **Sept 11 - Munich - Kongressaal   **Sept 13 - Offenbach - Capitol   Sept 14 - Vienna - Konzerthaus  SOLD OUT **Sept 15 - Graz - Stefaniensaal **Sept 18 - Stuttgart - Theaterhaus **Sept 19 - Essen - Colosseum **Sept 20 - Antwerp - De Roma **Sept 24 - Hamburg - Laeiszhalle **Sept 25 - Leipzig - Haus Auensee Sept 26 - Prague - Hybernia **Sept 27 - Luxembourg - Conservatoire Sept 28 - Paris - Bataclan Oct 11 - Copenhagen - Bremen Teater Oct 12 - Stockholm - Södra Teatern  SOLD OUT **Oct 16 - Bexhill - De La Warr Pavilion **Oct 19 - Cardiff - St. David’s Hall **Oct 20 - Cambridge - Corn Exchange **Oct 23 - Cork - Opera House **Oct 24 - Dublin - National Concert Hall **Oct 26 - Belfast - Ulster Hall **Oct 27 - Limerick - University Hall **Nov 01 - Dunfermline - Carnegie Hall **Nov 02 - Glasgow - City Halls   Nov 03 - Manchester - Albert Hall **Nov 04 - York - Opera House **Nov 07 - Newcastle - Tyne Theatre **Nov 24 - Braga - Theatro Circo Dec 05 - London - Union Chapel  SOLD OUT Dec 06 - London - Union Chapel  SOLD OUT Dec 13 - London - Union Chapel  SOLD OUT Dec 14 - London - Union Chapel  *NEW SHOW JUST ADDED!

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ARE YOU INSPIRED TO HELP ME OUT???

YES????

ok!

here are flyers you can share online. FULL EURO/UK TOUR:

IRELAND……

UNITED KINGDOM…..

GERMANY…

FACEBOOK EVENTS!!!!! share them far and wide!!!! please say something personal about the show and album, that always helps.

you can see the full list of events by going here: https://www.facebook.com/pg/amandapalmer/events

here are the facebook event RSVP links for each show:

SEPT 4 Amsterdam, Netherlands (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/264701577764592/?ti=icl

SEPT 6 Berlin, Germany (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/375468023007747/?ti=icl

SEPT 11 Munich, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/266864334244005/?ti=icl

SEPT 13 Offenbach am Main, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/410747979733318/?ti=icl

SEPT 14 Vienna, Austria: https://www.facebook.com/events/2281207468870424/?ti=icl

SEPT 15 Graz, Austria: https://www.facebook.com/events/954726294724620/?ti=icl SEPT 18 Stuttgart, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/264987671063892/?ti=icl SEPT 19 Essen, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/380972189365018/?ti=icl SEPT 20 Antwerp, Belgium https://www.facebook.com/events/304880093506117/?ti=icl

SEPT 24 Hamburg, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/342235476389855/?ti=icl

SEPT 25 Leipzig, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/1872830226178929/?ti=icl

SEPT 26 Prague, Czech Republic: https://www.facebook.com/events/1200917240085286/?ti=icl

SEPT 27 Luxembourg, Luxembourg: https://www.facebook.com/events/377549716390842/?ti=icl

SEPT 28 Paris, France: https://www.facebook.com/events/382809662298276/?ti=icl

OCT 11 Copenhagen, Denmark: https://www.facebook.com/events/827034520978278/?ti=icl

OCT 12 Stockholm, Sweden (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/145594809720780/?ti=icl

OCT 16 Bexhill, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/240588620154232/?ti=icl

OCT 19 Cardiff, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/616587492127206/?ti=icl

OCT 20 Cambridge, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/2728840140459354/?ti=icl

OCT 23 Cork, Ireland: https://www.facebook.com/events/367243520776932/?ti=icl

OCT 24 Dublin, Ireland: https://www.facebook.com/events/236071094012144/?ti=icl OCT 26 Belfast, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/576296159509248/?ti=icl

OCT 27 Limerick, Ireland: https://www.facebook.com/events/2542225752458783/?ti=icl

NOV 1 Dunfermline, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/1990517654396342/?ti=icl

NOV 2 Glasgow, Scotland: https://www.facebook.com/events/360854294749081/?ti=icl

NOV 3 Manchester, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/553672878485289/?ti=icl

NOV 4 York, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/1027476790785166/?ti=icl

NOV 7 Newcastle upon Tyne: https://www.facebook.com/events/396313434246442/?ti=icl

NOV 24 Braga, Portugal: https://www.facebook.com/events/390340044856131/?ti=icl

DEC 5 London, UK (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/355777715151340/?ti=icl

DEC 6 London, UK (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/329877554299264/?ti=icl

DEC 13 London, UK (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/2223949414328698/?ti=icl

DEC 14 London, UK (NEWLY ADDED!):

https://www.facebook.com/events/523527078396797/

use TWITTER!!!! it’s easy. just make sure you’re logged in and go share and retweet these tweets…..

UK/Ireland: https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1160954444273586177?s=21 https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1160954445523488769?s=21

GERMANY: https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1158415991694602241?s=21

FULL DATES: https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1101455833685200896?s=21

NORTHERN IRELAND: https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1141673254115057664?s=21

THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION LANDING PAGE: https://nointermission.amandapalmer.net SHOWS PAGE: http://amandapalmer.net/shows

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I am burdened with glorious purpose.

To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.

Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.

Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.

Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.