Friendly Reminder How To Actually Use Band Aids On Fingertips Because We See People Doing It Wrong All

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

happy Thursday the 20th

Doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

why have i been disgraced

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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Eugene gets me

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.