Asoiaf Is So Funny. You Have Your 2 Basic Fantasy Protagonists But The One With All The Fantasy Tools

at the end of the day i think the reason we’re all so obsessed w jon snow in the books is the inherent comedy of the Chosen One being sent to magical boarding school and just hating every minute of it. he’s not realizing his full magical girl potential he’s just exhausted. mans is TIRED. there’s a literal giant camping out in his front yard and he’s stressing over salt beef. there is an uber hot magical witch actively trying to seduce him and he’s just like ‘omg ygritte had red hair… im going to kms’. he is actively becoming a wolf. like straight up animorphing into his pet dog. and he doesn’t give a shit he’s like ‘hm that’s weird’ and then he gets distracted smelling satins’ hair again. easily the most character of all time. god.

time to get a little bizarre

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 (though let’s be honest those old times were probably rainbow gay as well as happy gay😋) (looking at you, cowboys)

*old timey voice* what gay times these are

*loving them rainbows* ah yes what gay times these are

I don’t know if I want to know

Does a … does a major character partially die ??

Hot bf (literally)

How dare you luigi me

you just got luigi’d

share this with your friends to luigi them

@glockenballentourture yo

Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

A random character I made! Her name is Dina, and she is a bisexual tiefling (she/her) who is a wizard!

(made this thanks to dnd lol)

I feel like each episode of the new doctor who series has been better than the last, like at first I was a little concerned, but now each episode just feels like pure doctor who.

Just my opinion, but I really enjoyed 73 yards and Dot and Bubble, and I’m excited to see what happens next!

Oh yeah it’s definitely a yes I binged that show like there was no tomorrow, I spent every day of like a week or so (because it was over winter break) doing nothing but sitting in the basement watching doctor who and it was amazing

did you know about the bees

actually did you know that in Doctor Who there’s a couple comments (during I believe the 10th doctor’s time with Donna) about how “the bees are disappearing”, which signifies the appearance of a larger problem that the doctor eventually needs to deal with?? (I can’t remember what happened though lmao)

But yes I did know about the bees