“Living My Best Life

Kinda crazy how BBC Sherlock’s main “superpower” was googling quickly

Love Is Blind Season 2, Episode 4 is just turning into Nick’s commentary track. Every 5 seconds they’re flashing to this dude and I love it. He is just a dude hanging out and missing his gf so resorting to gossip. Then in ep 5, first thing he does is fill Danielle in on everything she missed. I love them so much

Edit: I am so quickly wrong she is so mad instantly. This is not great. Oh no oh no oh no

Edit 2: OH GOD ITS GETTING WORSE. THE WEIRD PLAYLIST IS GOIN

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

Add in some Frank’s Red Hot if I’m feeling particularly fancy

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

Sometimes even the villains have standards

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