Most Of The Adult Male Characters Who Interact With Peter Parker: 🤗 Lemme Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss,

we have our Wine Dude 😭😭

Quick q for all the love is blind contestants out there: what the hell do you tell your job when you leave for filming? “sorry boss person, I gotta take a couple weeks off. Yeah, I’m gonna get engaged to a random person I’ve never seen, but then I’ll be right back.” The hell???

Can you perform evil surgery/lobotomy on me as a patient RP?

Fucking go for it… the doctor will see you now

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

🐸 boss follow

when i'm horny all i want to do is have sex 💯

🌫️ the-ghost-of-john-f-kennedy follow

my head hurets

now that's what i call a solid plan

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.