Yes!!! Nico Is Literally Like Ten Years Old

bottoms text posts (pt. 1?)

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

Quick q for all the love is blind contestants out there: what the hell do you tell your job when you leave for filming? “sorry boss person, I gotta take a couple weeks off. Yeah, I’m gonna get engaged to a random person I’ve never seen, but then I’ll be right back.” The hell???

i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡

edit: SOMEONEE changed the password and ruined it for everybody :/ pls try this version instead!!

guys be like omg i hate cancel culture. my brother in christ u just said the n word

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

Thanks pal

You know a marvel movie/show is getting serious when someone puts a ball cap on. Marc and Steven are going into deep cover. I don’t even know who this man is

Hazel my beloved <3

If you type Weird into the computer you get Weird Al trapped inside…