Look Its An Old Man

update: cabinet has been ransacked, lollipop found and promptly eaten

erm

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

ok for the next few weeks this blog is mostly just going to be me crying and complaining about school

you know a pencils wood is bad quality when you bite it and the wood just like collapses and now theres a huuuge dent in your pencil.

I feel like theres a point in the early early hours of the morning/the late late hours of the night. when like the adrenaline from needing to finish this project and ur mom telling you to hurry up and finish already starts kickin in. and youre just. NOT TIRED anymore.

like it felt like 8 oclock. i was jammin to my music and just writing this thing. its so weird because you go from tireedddd to "oh yeah this is fine" even though ur just losing more sleep.

honestly if you covered my eyes and told me it was like 8, I wouldve believed u. the only giveaways were the fact that it was pitch-dark outside and the entire house was silent and dark except for my little corner where i was just vibin even tho I was wbuorking on a project due in a few hours at an ungodly hour of the morning.

and its SO WEIRD because like it was halfway to dawn already, but it still felt like the night had just begun.

today I learned that our eyes are incredibly fucked up.

coincidentally, my sleep schedule has also become fucked up.

helo hi

i post some art I make and other random stuff.(cough cough shitposts) also it will be very inconsistent DO NOT EXPECT MUCH OUT OF THIS BLOG

i do not know what I am doing at all so if there's something you have an issue with please let me know(kindly)!!

If you are an asshole (racist, homophobic, etc) please kindly fuck off or I will beat your sorry ass away with a stick.

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other info:

pronouns: she/they?? honestly i don't know but im mostly comfortable with those 2

age: cannot get Costco membership (no nsfw pls)

constructive criticism is welcome! (pls ignore how that is essentially a lie my ego is fragile but I still want to get better)

did i do this anonymously ..?

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u sure did. the last one…. not so much.

i do not (completely) hate america i simply hate the 20 or so finches that started ransacking my backyard. i was just trying to scare them away :((( but then i threw too hard and well. uh there goes the rock. also i threw one into the fence and i think the whole neighborhood heard.

anyway i have no cookies for you to steal you weasel-eyed wolf-raised fiend i ate the last one yesterday

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

I just got a little bitty sketchbook....and it actually has good paper....

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!!!!!