i love this
for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them
You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go
+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other
+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)
+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess
This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild
Bonus:
Wiggly overseeing this family:
SOMEONE DID IT 😭 😭
it is very beautiful thank you
guys can someone pretty pretty please make fanart of Scott throwing a bagel at Gideon / Gordan??
silly spiderman reference guys 🙏
keep forgetting this app exists ngl
i love making art hating on religion (it’s gonna be displayed at my Southern, mainly Christian school..)
kinda hate them but oh well
A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.
I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.
She calls me a misogynistic asshole.
A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.
Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.
He calls me a pussy.
I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.
I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.
I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.
I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.
Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.
I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.
they give us the most random lore ever and i love it
glad they have names now (I KNEW THAT JONS CHARACTER WAS THE SAME AS THE BBQ MONOLOGUES 👹👹)
Jon Matteson and Jeff Blim giving us the real lore in their NPMD watch party like "The principal of Hatchetfield High School is literally Jeff Blim from real life," "Wiggly messed up Pokey's song by coming in late by one quarter of a beat, and he'll never let him forget it," "Brooke started a fire in the girls' bathroom at homecoming," and "'The Best of You' is a Needy Beast song in-universe, and they played the HHS homecoming dance."
Also Will Branner's character at the dance is a Swedish exchange student possibly named "Hans," while Jon's character is confirmed to be Trevor.
YOURE BOTH GAY
I spot the gay man
YOURE A GAY MAN
i don’t know if anyone has done a study group at disney hc list but:
- it’s actually jeff’s idea to go, his parents promised to take him when he turned ten but he never went.
- abed isn’t incredibly interested because disney movies are mediocre but troy gets super excited and he loves his bf, so he goes all out. plus there’s star wars stuff there too.
- trobedison gets dressed up. they hold hands at disney. annie starts crying which obviously initiates a group hug.
- britta tries to protest going because “disney is a cesspool of historic injustices”, which is refuted by annie’s pouting face.
- shirley complains about what a rip off disney food is every time someone gets something.
- troy, annie, and shirley like rollercoasters, britta pretends she does and chickens out at the last minute, and jeff barfs.
- jeff takes a million pictures and cries three times.
- they run into the dean dressed up as cruella de vil
- in this universe, instead of harry potter land, there is timespace park (an inspector spacetime theme park). trobedison has a blast, even though some details were wrong, which abed made several notes of.
- annie gets a girl’s number while they’re at timespace park, she is apparently quite a hit with sapphic geeks
- jeff enters himself in a thoraxis lookalike contest and gets second place. he throws a fit.
- trobedison goes as rey, finn, and poe to star wars land (i have no idea what it’s actually called). jeff goes in a chewbacca onesie, britta goes as han solo– much to abed’s dismay– and shirley goes as leia.
- jeff gets everyone lightsabers.