Yesterday my friend got accidentally punched and his lip started bleeding and I suggested to his girlfriend that she should kiss it better as a silly joke and then she was like βI donβt like the idea of his blood in my mouthβ and I had to stand silently for a moment in dismay that she didnβt understand how sexy it is to kiss someone and taste their blood in your mouth
i would just break up with them no hesitation
i don't even give a fuck that is inexcusable
GUYS GUYS GUYS WHAG SHOULD I POST ABT
ALSO IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABT ANY OF THESE FANDOMS PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE DO π
(the tags are all the stuff i wanna post / talk about)
the tags arenβt even all of the fandoms i love so feel free to ask me abt other things <33
PLZ GIVE ME FIC RECS ABT THISSS π
Yes I love a good adam lives au. But why isn't he more fucked up? Why is there not more fanfiction about him being a fucked traumatized weirdo? What if he was braindead for a little bit in that bathroom before he was defibrillated, and now he struggles with his speech, or memory or has mobility issues? What if he struggles with empathy now? What if he became a complete shut in after getting out of the bathroom? What if none of his old friends recognise him anymore, and they're all a little bit scared of him? or what if he's exactly the same except just a little bit off? what if the way he talks and moves and thinks is weird and offputting now? What if he has severe trust issues now, or what if the bathroom just completely and utterly changed who he is as a person???
This is a friendly reminder that consent is important. It doesn't matter what your sexual/romantic orientation is. It doesn't matter what kind of the physical touch it is (anything from a handshake to a hug to a kiss to sex, etc.). It doesn't matter if you have said "yes" before and say "no" now. You always have the right to say "no." You should never compromise your boundaries because they are valid.
Additionally, it is important to respect the boundaries of others. Even if their boundaries are completely different from yours, they are still valid and should be respected.
wish i had a bf so we could have these as our pfps π
if anyone wants to be moots with me and have these as our profile photos.. I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER π π
matching pfps for u and ur psychiatrist
half of those characters are autistic and i love that (for me)
nobody in bob's burgers is cishet or neurotypical and thats why its so good
guys can someone pretty pretty please make fanart of Scott throwing a bagel at Gideon / Gordan??
silly spiderman reference guys π
my sister insists that sheβs my dads favorite but my dad doesnβt spontaneously get her milkshakes or Cadbury chocolate βοΈ
what the frank this is so ducking cool?!
Loyal knight, Sir Talis
canon
love the Paul and Richie support
u/WigglyWigg β’ 3y
This past Friday, I (M, ΜΆΜ½ΜΜΜΜΝΝΜ¨ΜΜ‘Μ«Μ«Μ’Μ»Μ§ΝΝΜ£Μ¨ΝΜΊΜ Μ·Μ½ΜΜΎΜΜΏΜΝΝΜΜΜΜΜΝΜΜ©ΝΜ Μ¦ΜΝΜΜΜ«Μ‘ΜΝΝ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?
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TheBastardsBack β’ 3y
NTA. Your house, your rules, man.
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SingAlongPokotho β’ 3y
NTA. It was self defense. Also didnβt the President enter your home without a warrant? Thatβs mega sus. Def NTA
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WileySnake β’ 3y
NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ainβt it a shame.
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QueenB_itch β’ 3y
NTA. Good.
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Blink1nceBlink2wice β’ 3y
NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Canβt be worse than that lmao
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| SingAlongPokotho β’ 3y
| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart
| at your personal amusement park?
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Jaegerbomb β’ 3y
Ha ha ha NTA
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Mouthface β’ 3y
NTA it was really funny.
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| Mouthface β’ 3y
| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.
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MoreBadder β’ 3y
r/MURICA
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Idontlikemusicals β’ 3y
NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck βem straight to hell
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| Shitlips β’ 3y
| Hey, at least they arenβt Cl*vesdale.
| Assholes
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SpotlightOnMe β’ 3y
Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????
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X_Lee β’ 3y
u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?
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WitchlessWeb β’ 3y
YTA! That kills people!!
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