all the spider people are trans and queer
also i am literally spider-man (i will fight ppl on this)
A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.
I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.
She calls me a misogynistic asshole.
A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.
Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.
He calls me a pussy.
I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.
I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.
I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.
I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.
Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.
I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.
😨😨
daily reminder that matthias's ghost doesn't associate with the other crows' ghosts (because he's dead and they're still alive)
yes
Community movie should have the group confronting the pirates and one of them says Abed's name the way Piss used to say it and he's just suddenly like that's not my fucking name and knocks the guy out and then there's this big action sequence where they all fight the pirates and then afterwards Troy and Abed just wordlessly run to each other and kiss. You're welcome Dan Harmon
sneak peek of the animation in working on 😋
SOMEONE DID IT 😭 😭
it is very beautiful thank you
guys can someone pretty pretty please make fanart of Scott throwing a bagel at Gideon / Gordan??
silly spiderman reference guys 🙏
mutual 1: breaking into the ice court tomorrow. about to be rich lol
mutual 2: my shoes are welding into this incinerator rn don’t join a gang guys
mutual 3: just gambled away the last of my money!
mutual 4: i can’t believe i’m making bombs for a living i used to be rich as fuck i don’t need this
mutual 5: does anyone else hear the voices of the dead calling out to them or is that just me?
mutual 6: my girlfriend put me in jail omg i should’ve never trusted a grisha this is so embarrassing
“i give everyone a chance to stay alive” no tf you do not
the flammable jelly trap is the single most bullshit saw trap ever thunk up. bro was sitting there like “oh yeah he missed work?? nah i’m making this dude run around a dark room covered in a flammable substance with a candle as his only light source. ALSO let’s put broken glass on the floor. ALSO let’s throw a nerve gas in there for good measure. ALSO let’s make the combo to the safe holding the antidote impossible to find. and he’s gotta be butt ass naked. he just gotta be. oh and he only has one (1) minute because why the fuck not.”
trying to get to 350 votes!!
only two days left so plz like and vote :3
So, bc NPMD for my Starkid poll, can y’all answer about characters now??