I See That Knee Placement Hoffman 👀

Community is officially taken over my life.. i saw a clip of Emily from CM and my first thought was that it was gonna be a Community episode 😭 SHES ONLY IN ONE SEASON OF THAT SHOW AND I LOVE CRIMINAL MINDS

the study group at disney + universal

i don’t know if anyone has done a study group at disney hc list but:

- it’s actually jeff’s idea to go, his parents promised to take him when he turned ten but he never went.

- abed isn’t incredibly interested because disney movies are mediocre but troy gets super excited and he loves his bf, so he goes all out. plus there’s star wars stuff there too.

- trobedison gets dressed up. they hold hands at disney. annie starts crying which obviously initiates a group hug.

- britta tries to protest going because “disney is a cesspool of historic injustices”, which is refuted by annie’s pouting face.

- shirley complains about what a rip off disney food is every time someone gets something.

- troy, annie, and shirley like rollercoasters, britta pretends she does and chickens out at the last minute, and jeff barfs.

- jeff takes a million pictures and cries three times.

- they run into the dean dressed up as cruella de vil

- in this universe, instead of harry potter land, there is timespace park (an inspector spacetime theme park). trobedison has a blast, even though some details were wrong, which abed made several notes of.

- annie gets a girl’s number while they’re at timespace park, she is apparently quite a hit with sapphic geeks

- jeff enters himself in a thoraxis lookalike contest and gets second place. he throws a fit.

- trobedison goes as rey, finn, and poe to star wars land (i have no idea what it’s actually called). jeff goes in a chewbacca  onesie, britta goes as han solo– much to abed’s dismay– and shirley goes as leia.

- jeff gets everyone lightsabers.

IT WAS ADAM AND LAWRENCE NOT ADAM AND EVE.

“i love this trio” and it’s literally an enemy of the state, a himbo, and the sad wet cat they drag around

literally canon

It’s Christmastime in Hatchetfield. Isn’t that fun?

A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.

I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.

She calls me a misogynistic asshole.

A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.

Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.

He calls me a pussy.

I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.

I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.

I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.

I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.

Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.

I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.

SIXTEEN MINUTES LEFT‼️‼️

GO‼️ GO‼️ GO‼️

real reason i want to go on testosterone

i love making art hating on religion (it’s gonna be displayed at my Southern, mainly Christian school..)

kinda hate them but oh well

This is vent-ish, so a little warning for my trans-masc dysphoria (although i still try to be uplifting lol)

Shout out to all AFAB trans people with big hips (me)

Even after going on T and getting top surgery we will still have feminine hips

Ik personally, it haunts me. There will always be a part of me that says “I’m a woman!!” and there is no way to get rid of it, no way for me to ever feel truly happy with my body and wear the clothing i want to wear

But, it’s ok, i’m still alive and that’s all that matters <3

Life sucks sometimes. some stuff sucks all the time and that’s ok, bc there will always be stuff that doesn’t suck