i make myself laugh
being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
Hey Jimmy the cat, my mother wants you to know that your visage has been shown to several members of Congress when she was on a lobbying trip to DC recently and I happened to send her your picture because she thinks you’re a handsome little man. The representatives thought you were “weirdly cute, but with scary hands. His cat parents must love him a lot.”
You’re making a political impact! At least three states are behind you in your schemes.
I Can Be Trusted Alone In The Room With Several Sitting Members Of The United States Congress!
no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.
The sillies to ever
Touching Grass is no longer sufficient I need Wealthy Men to Die Violently
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