Slaves Who Escaped Were Breaking The Law. Literally. Outright.

What do you mean the iconic witch hat was born from Glinda's spite and cruelty but became a symbol of her willingness to stand by Elphaba even if it ostracized her from her friends and peers? What do you mean the witch's broom is an item enchanted in a moment of panic and innovation as Elphaba refuses to be cowed and grounded? WHAT DO YOU MEAN the spooky black cloak is a representation of Glinda's selflessness as she wraps it lovingly around Elphaba's shoulders, a threadbare cloak that will maybe, hopefully, keep her best friend (lover) warm? WHAT DO YOU MEAN all these symbols of evil actually represent a deep bond of friendship and love? What do you mean????

The thrilling sequel

Congrats to The Owl House for avoiding

Major character’s death trope

Unfound the found family trope

Magic is gone trope

Main character losing their power trope

the church of england was literally started because henry viii, a man who cheated on his wife multiple times and had at least one child with one of the women he cheated on her with, wanted a divorce that the catholic church wouldn’t give him.

you are the last people who should be saying anything about the sanctity of marriage, you absolute clowns 💀💀💀

bad news tumbleweeds

FNAF Movie was hype.

Animatronics looked phenomenal, lighting and shot choice was really good, just visually gorgeous. All the actors really pulled it off for me, some very good facial acting, Josh Hutcherson did a very good job, and the kid and Vanessa and Mathew Lillard were osuhdhhshha.

So many little game cameos, Foxy’s little whistle, subtle little night progression, the whole set was gorgeous.

Springtrap. Boys, he looked so fucking good, his vocal performance was wohdjdjwhwgeuuw, the shot choice when he walks in, the rest of the animatronics were hype but I can’tttt

Not the scariest thing you’ve ever seen, but Blumhouse managed some genuinely tense scenes, it was cool.

It was a very good movie, as someone who’s been lost in the sauce for several more years than I’m willing to admit, and you’d probably even like it if you weren’t.

I don’t think They can get away with this

The fact that Luz gets her mandatory Big Protagonist Power-up from shaking hands with a demon-looking creature and that instead of the classic angelic/luminous power-up she gets the feral brand is so appropriate, it might be my favorite thing in the whole show.

It also feels like such a middle finger to all the satanic panic assholes, the witch makes a deal with the devil to beat the puritan's ass LMAO.

The entire Internet towards Velma (2023):

the sun

the stars

the moon

and MARS

Congrats on winning, Martyn!

i'm so insane about this series, omg

(The MARS theory by @b1odeuwed)

“there should be a tumblr sexywoman” there are???? does glados, the queen from deltarune and lady dimitrescu mean nothing to you???