Getting Silly With It

cecilsweep has me feeling downright patriotic i didnt care AT ALL about the previous polls on here or twitter but. seeing the disrespectful people say "who the fuck is cecil he's nobody" had me ready to throw HANDS cecil gershwin palmer was out here slaying and being canonically gay at a time queerbaiting was the only ""representation"" on any of the tumblr popular shows and u have the GALL to come here and say he doesn't matter. hes everything to this website and hes behind 90% of all quirky funnyman text posts know your roots come on

like as a feminist and an asexual if you ever imply that not having sex / not having "enough" of it is a conservative or reactionary trait I will be running you over with a bus pronto

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life series etho is such…. an enigma to me…..

TLDR; ethos strategies in the life series are like a clock, eventually he’s bound to repeat himself. he deserves to be put in a test tube and studied under a microscope

in third life, Etho didn’t really have any true allies. Like sure, he was part of the Dogwarts alliance, and maybe he teamed with Impulse for a bit, but the wool fort was his. he built that and just let Impulse hang around. He wasn’t committed to anyone fully the entire time, and when he died, he died burning at the hands of his supposed ally who was too focused on winning to actually hold up his end of the bargain. (i could on and on about impulse and his poor decisions in third life, but this isn’t about him)

i like to think that because of this, he learned to do better in last life. making strong alliances with those he felt like he could trust, and giving all he had into his relationship (whether you interpreted it as /p or /r) with bdubs. he had team BEST, and he never ever betrayed them for anything, even when bdubs did. he survived because he was carful and he had his friends. he was safe in his fort and he did what he had to do to survive. his other alliances were fleeting, even fake in the case of scar, but he never stopped fighting for BEST, at least until he realized he had to let them go to have a chance at winning.

perhaps he learned from impulse in third life. maybe he realized that alliances really only existed until you had a better chance of winning with someone else. he was still green when the rest of BEST was red or eliminated, and he realized fast that the best way to win would be to stick with the rest of the yellows. he betrayed his true ally’s to win, and in the end it didn’t matter. he allowed Bdubs to die because of his false promises, and he couldn’t even secure the victory.

double life is when everything changed. etho was soul bound to Joel, the man that killed him in Last Life. they hadn’t ever really interacted all that much, but they knew each other by reputation alone. despite considering leaving Joel for Impulse and Bdubs, once he learned that Joel had made them a boat, he was committed to their relationship (again, either /p or /r) until the very end. he burned the entire server down for joel, and he followed him everywhere and protected him at all costs. he betrayed his ally’s in last life and it cost him not only the victory, but also his humanity (!!!!), and i wonder if he promised himself he wouldn’t allow the same thing to happen with Joel.

If the ship burns, everything burns. that’s what joel said when the red wars were raging and the server was crumbling down. etho was prepared to burn again, but this time, he would burn with his ally. it was just too bad that that blinding courage was their downfall.

now we’re on limited life, and you see him doing similar things to what he did in third life. he has ally’s similar to third life, meaning he’s not fully committed to any of them. while officially he is part of team TIES, his (cough… here we go) family commitments to the Clockers are making that quite difficult. he’s playing multiple sides again, but like in third life, he’ll eventually have to pick a side and watch as his ally’s fight for the very last second.

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Round 1 Bracket.

Achilles x Patroclus vs Nico Di Angelo x Will Solace

Tara x Darcy vs. Adrien x Darcy vs. Adrien x Marinette

Fred x Daphne vs. My Little Pony Polycule

Snufkin x Moomintroll vs. Will Graham x Hannibal Lecter

Vi x Caitlyn vs. Uhura x Chapel

Goncharov x Andrey vs. Venom x Eddie Brock

Deku x Uraraka vs. Klavier Gavin x Apollo Justice

Nick Nelson x Charlie Spring vs. Langa x Reki.

Firestar x Sandstorm vs. Reigen Arataka x Serizawa Katsuya

Princess Bubblegum x Marceline vs. Bowser x Luigi.

Spock x Kirk vs. Merlin x Arthur

Prince Sideon x Link vs. Aziraphel x Crowley

Todoroki x Deku vs. Steve x Bucky.

Tony the Tiger x The Grinch vs. Eda x Raine.

Edward Teach x Stede Bonnet vs. Ruby x Sapphire

Karkat x Dave vs. Catra x Adora.

Luz x Amity vs. Percy x Annabeth.

Miles Edgeworth x Phoenix Wright vs. Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn.

Rouis x Legoshi vs. Miles Morales x Gwen Stacy

Katya x Sophia vs. Viktor x Jayce.

Rey x Kylo Ren vs. The Onceler x The Onceler.

Susie x Noelle vs. Franziska Von Karma x Maya Fey.

Undyne x Alphys vs. Tao x Elle.

Dean x Castiel vs Hunter x Willow

Alex Fierro x Magnus Chase vs. Sans Undertale x Y/n.

Velma x Daphne vs. Ritsu x Shou.

Cecil x Carlos vs. Zagreus x Thanatos

Bakugo x Kirishima vs. Ava Silva x Sister Beatrice

Korra x Asami vs. Deku x Bakugo.

Viktor Nikiforov x Yuuri Katsuki vs. Mob x Teru.

Mabel Pines x Pacifica Northwest vs. Fred x Shaggy.

Sherlock Holmes x John Watson vs. Sans Undertale x Reigen Arataka

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website