Snifferish: The Range Of Like, Christmas Sweaters To Like, Skimpy Santa In These Skins, I’m – Look

Sorry I’m thinking about Martyn winning + the absence of Ren [has Renchanting disease]…

Martyn always acts nonchalant and independent and gossipy in these series, he goes around the entire server, he is in everyone’s business but also detached from everyone’s business at the same time. In every season (except this one), Martyn ends up gravitating towards Ren and never truly betrays him.

But this time? Martyn has Scott, who in all honesty is a wonderful and selfless ally, and despite all that Scott does, all the forgiveness and aid and asking for Martyn to kill him, Martyn still wanders around. In the finale episode, Martyn sets off before Scott can even say a word to him. And while Martyn couldn’t manage to betray Ren in 3rd Life, he betrayed Scott here (although he killed Scott first so Impulse couldn’t get the time).

Traffic Martyn is unhinged. He’s a loose canon. He can’t trust the rest. He likes hanging out around people, but he constantly lies and escapes to get himself out of trouble. He has his allies, but he still wanders. He goes around the four corners of the world, and he finds nothing but walls and edges. He’s independent. Martyn places his own survival first, vs the selfless Scott who repeatedly sacrifices time for people whom aren’t even his closest allies.

But Ren historically has always been the exception. Dogwarts. The Red Army. Hand of the King. Martyn could’ve betrayed Ren. He had multiple chances. He never did.

And now Limited Life Martyn is wrapped up in a Red Winter scarf from the old times and there’s no Ren to hold him back, to soften him, to guide the unguided hand. Martyn has Scott, but he was never as loyal to Scott as he was to the Red King.

Remember people pointing out that when Martyn and Ren team up, they always land in the middle of the pack? 3rd Life, Hermit Raiders, MCC15. And now, in Martyn’s first season without Ren, he girlbosses and betrays his way to victory. He finally achieved his Spring.

Martyn is an unguided hand, and Ren is the only one who can guide him. Yet, with Ren, Martyn dies. Without Ren, Martyn survives.

Jimmy "first to die in every series" Solidarity + Grian "partner dies in every series" + Joel "reputable lone wolf" Smallishbeans

Yeah. what could possibly go wrong?

You know, it’s cool to think of the Life SMPs as like. A trap or experiment or something else that means the players have no power. But personally I think it’s funnier to imagine it as like. A vacation resort. Like when Grian’s asking people to join he just wakes them up in the middle of the night like ‘aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go apeshitt??” And everyone else just keeps coming back because it’s fun!! No one else gets it. Everyone who hasn’t gone to the life series is horrified. But the lifers are just like “ahaha yayyy time to go fucking insane everybody 👍”

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

The baddest of boys!! Wow I sure hope nothing bad happens to them

MCC Skin artist search

Hi! I’m doing/want to do a project that involves the CC’s MCC skins and I want to credit the skin artists that make them so they get the love they deserve.

(Not sure if I tagged this right, I’m not used to Tumblr ^^’)

Can someone help me find the links for the skin artists for the skins used for

MCC 1-

Krtzyy, Kara_Corvus, Michaelmcchill, Shubble

MCC 2-

Ryguyrocky, Tommy

MCC 3-

C.Sparklez, Jimmy, Scott

MCC 5-

Krinios

MCC 6-

Martyn

MCC 7-

C.Puffy, Eret, HBomb

MCC 9-

False, Fruit, Spifey

MCC 10-

Cub

MCC 11-

Pearl

MCC 12-

Phil

MCC 15-

Sapnap, Wilbur

MCC 16-

BBH, Punz, CPK, Joel

MCC 17-

Grian, SB737, Vixella

MCC 18-

Gee Nelly, GNF, Tubbo

MCC 19-

Ranboo, Charlie, Gumi

MCC 20-

Antfrost, Connor, GeminiTay

MCC 21-

5Up, Jack, Snifferish

MCC 22-

Sam, Oli, Tina

MCC 23-

Finnster

MCC 24-

Foolish, Skeppy

MCC 25-

Aimsey, AntVenom, Elaina, Jojo, KryticZeuz, Ponk, Sylvee

MCC 26-

Blushi, Purpled

MCC 28-

Bekyamon, GTWScar, Hannah, Impulse, Ludwig, Velvet

fuck. can i just say something. travis kelce gets on stage at the eras tour and swifties cheer. when he shows up to her shows, he’s seen as a supportive boyfriend. but taylor swift is shown on screen at the super bowl for 5 seconds and the entire stadium boos. the president of the united states even posts about it. they say she’s “ruining football”. if you can’t see the double standard here, you are part of the problem.

Hi tumblr, long time no see. Here’s a doodle from twitter that I forgot to post here. Originally made it for ace day and then, to no one’s surprise, did not finish it in time 🖤🤍💜

[Image ID: A colored sketch from the waist up of Sam Bailey from The Sheridan Tapes and Jon Sims from The Magnus Archives. They are standing next to each other and smiling, both wrapped in an asexual flag. Sam is holding one corner with his arm slightly raised and Jon has his end draped over his own shoulder and arm. In the background there is a scribbled light blue square.

Sam is standing to the left. He has tan skin and short dark hair with a slightly longer fringe parted in the middle. He is wearing a black t-shirt with a purple collar. 3 small flag buttons are pinned to his shirt: the grey asexual flag, the bi flag and the trans flag. On his right hand he wears an ace ring.

Jon is a British-Indian person with dark wavy shoulder length hair, a few white strands frame his face. Half of it is tied up behind him. Jon has a beard, circular scars on his face and arms, a long thin scar on his neck and a larger one on his right hand. He is wearing a green jacket over a white t-shirt with 3 horizontal stripes in the colors of the bi flag across the chest. There is a circular pin with the nonbinary flag on his jacket and a black ring on his right hand. End ID]

Martyn: --of really boring, slow, decision making on what we were going to do. I literally had Grian, like, dm'ing me on discord, being like--he literally said the words "for a good story, now is the time to turn on Scott." And that was a couple minutes after I already tried to initiate one, by dumping lava on Scott for the first time. Um, and then I said, "I've already tried to do that, I think everyone's already a bit too exhausted / focused on what's going on," and Grian was like, "it's painful." And I was like, "no, I know," (laughter).

Martyn: but then, like, it played out the way that it did, um, and as soon as it was all done and dusted and everything finished, Grian just messaged me and was like, "that was the right move." So, like, its the thing where, I think I'm in this really weird position within the Limited Life, or the Life Series in general, where all the Empires lot have got their die hard fans, all the Hermitcraft lot have got their die hard fans, um, whereas me--I do have an audience, don't get me wrong, but, I think my audience is rational, and calm, and they understand that entertainment comes first versus--you know, mechanics, and things like that.

Martyn: um--and I think that if I were to ever do something wrong or something to hinder one of the other players, I knew for a fact that I would get a ton of flack for it. But also--I don't care (laughs). You know what I mean? It's like--I know for a fact that the people I collaborate with, they don't care, they were doing it for entertainment purposes as well, we're all on the same wavelength, and like we've said many a time before, if it makes it to the episode, its seen by the public, then everybody that was in the session agreed with it. Everybody that, y'know, took part in it agreed that was the decision, the right thing, whatever.

A HUGE thanks to all the awesome artists who let me use their work in this presentation! credits below!

weaselmcdiesel

sweetest-honeybee - their youtube

ectoslab

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