"charles is starting behind lando so there'll be good drama" um no charles will be stuck behind helpless while lando makes it onto the podium, soo....
oh honey, hate to break it down to you but erm..
tyre degradation? just say no. tyres legally cannot degrade without your consent.
"omg you lecfosi were scratching to get to top 5 and now hes on the podium be happy" no you dont UNDERSTAND.
the struggles were on ferrari, and we were SO CLOSE, IN MONACO.
he made us dream and we ALMOST got pole+win too
to fall short coming SO close in your fucking HOME RACE to MCLAREN, it fucking STINGS.
Welcome back Sauber Charlie. I didn't expect you to be here. And wearing Ferrari red.
isnt it crazy how all of yall are making fun of lewis for finishing behind a sauber instead of appreciating nico's goated performance?
Im fucking DRY HEAVING at the energy Nico brought to the paddock this week, he's airing everyones business. First it was "Flavio's ugly ass invited me to his fuckass room for negotiations" and then he LITERALLY JUST SAW JAMES VOWELS AND WENT "I call you Vowels bc u called me Rosberg when were teammates... how shockingly impersonal is that u fucking rat ???? [takes deep breath for terrifyingly detailed analysis] [James tries to defend himself] "yes BUT I was sitting at your table??? I was yOuR fRiEnD aNd tEaMmAte🤨"
"jesus turned water into wine" well charles dragged that boat into a podium when his teammate struggled against a sauber but I guess wine is cool too
Race winner and 2013 Formula One World Champion Sebastian Vettel celebrates in front of the crowd on the main straight following the Indian Formula One Grand Prix at Buddh International Circuit on October 27, 2013 in Noida, India
(Paul Gilham)