This Game Is So Funn!! Thank You To The Lovely @cutielando For Tagging Me

Nico Rosberg calling Horner a great lobbyist, praising Laura Müller‘s excellent reputation and women in engineering, revealing contract talks with Briatore in his bedroom while being terrified of him, giving insider information over McLaren’s management changes leading to performance gains, mentioning Lewis Hamilton 2467 times, fielding a thousand questions about teammate rivalry and the “super interesting” Landoscar dynamic, calling Max the driver of the year performing “a work of art” while reminiscing about his past trauma in 2016 and glazing his Imola overtake, flat out telling Fred his car looked the most difficult and worst to drive before asking him how long Charles will wait for Ferrari to get their shit together (and don’t forget that“poor Lewis”), calling Kimi a generational talent like Verstappen or Hamilton, admitting to swallowing a microchip????, watching Yuki’s media pen interview and calling Max a “teammate killer”, saying there’s “a lot of blah blah blah” from every driver for downplaying the technical directive, glazing and comforting George in equal measure, calling Isack a star of the year and asking if Racing Bulls expected it (they didn’t) while low key telling him to run if Red Bull comes calling, hyping up Lando’s confidence levels post Monaco, saying that Nando would be a five time wdc if not for his career moves, and don’t forget “no I won’t help you Lewis Hamilton”- all the while knowing and explaining incredible amounts of wheel and being respectful to all drivers. And it’s only practice day.

tyre degradation? just say no. tyres legally cannot degrade without your consent.

the lean. the fireproof pull. he is the moment.

max was literally entertained by charles messing with him this man is racingcharlesexual 😭

You only need two to be a world champion these days. Vettel is just an overachiever

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

my shaylasss

SHE UPDATED AND ITS SO YUMMY RAHHHHH GO READ NOW

she also asks a very very important question at the end ;)

Hiya!

do you know when alyx will update between blade and bloom? she said it will be by tuesday and its tuesday...

hey honey! I dont usually answer alyx questions I send them straight to her but ill let yall know this.

Its barely Tuesday, and time zones work different for many people.

And she has a v v imp exam to give out today, so it'll be a while, I guess

Ill update you guys!!

for people who dont have an idea about the fic, my friend alyx just started writing a new omegaverse lestappen fic set in the medieval time!!

read it here