Redraw Of This Ooooold Piece

Vamos chorar um pouco amigos

Talvez você já tenha assistido uma das maiores franquias do mundo cinematográfico...

STAR WARS

Eu sei que vocês pensaram na Marvel, mas não dessa vez, só daqui algumas semanas.

Minha pessoa é fã de carteirinha dessa saga maravilhosa, que infelizmente teve seu fim no ano passado (2019).

A única coisa que eu tenho pra falar é que Ben Solo deserved better.

Comentários a parte (e lágrimas), a série conta com 11 filmes - três trilogias e dois spin off's -, além de várias séries animadas que conectam uma linha do tempo em volta da força e um nome: os Skywalker.

Tudo começa com um garotinho que pilotava speeders e que tinha uma força fora do comum. Aqui conhecemos o famoso Anakin, que viria a ser Darth Vader depois de problemas com churrasco.

Enfim...

Tudo pleno, maravilhoso. Pessoas morrem, são salvas, se apaixonam, arranjam um exército de clones, casamento secreto, padawans conhecem a força pessoalmente (Anakin?), Palpatine na verdade é o vilão (mas isso já era meio óbvio), corações partidos, lava, membros perdidos, famílias destruídas e início do Império.

Nosso amado jovem de tatooine conheceu a força e o amor, matou o amor e escolheu o lado sombrio. Mas não era o fim.

Padme Amidala, com toda a sua peculiar variedade se roupas, deu a luz aos gêmeos Skywalker antes de morrer, que logo foram separados.

Eles crescem plenos em diferentes sistemas, até que um dia a força decidi reuní-los para lutarem contra a ameaça do Império. Rola incesto (Eles não sabiam pelo amor de Deus), revelações (A paternidade pode nos surpreender), mais um casal, explosões e funerais (fiquei triste com você Luke). Os rebeldes ganharam, o império caiu e todos fizeram festa (menos o Luke, ele tava oculpado queimando o pai).

E finalmente, quando todo mundo acha que tá tudo bem... BOOM, primeira ordem, filhos perdidos, mais areia, outro cara do mal, sabres de luz, morte (Han descanse em paz), Millennium Falcon, neve, rebelião novamente, e uma ilha muito bonita infestada de porgs.

Deu ruim.

O cara mal é bonito e a última jedi tem uma estranha conexão com ele. Puta sortuda. Acontecem mais revelações, a garota foge, eles se encontram pessoalmente, matam mais gente, propostas são feitas e recusadas, Snoke morto de novo e Luke Skywalker da as caras novamente só pra morrer depois. Canalha.

Quando você pensa que acabou por aí, seu casal vai ficar junto e todos vão ser felizes pra sempre, mais uma bomba cai no seu colo. Mais pessoas importantes morrem, Snoke/Palpatine/Darth Sidius (Se decida homem) recussita, mudanças de lado, lutas épicas, mais ressureição, beijo e Reylo nunca mais.

Tô chorando aqui

E sim, meu nome é Rey, Rey Skywalker.

Acho que essa foi a maior postagem dessa página é provavelmente vocês perceberam que eu sou uma maníaca por Star Wars.

Queria pedir desculpas para os meus amigos e família, todas essa informações pesam no meu coração e me fazem chorar desesperadamente.

Bem, chegamos ao fim e a frase do dia é:

"Odeie areia em respeito aos mais fortes" Achkar, Emee (2020)

Falou.

wanted to try out a brush i had and quickly sketched some fantasy drarry- for some reason, their first meeting didn't go that well 🤨

 jujutsu student sukuna is what ive been thinking about

... and that's why I stick to fanfics and fanarts these days.

ohhh hes so fine... hes soooo fine

more of my human shadow design ... they're bike racers in this universe

This Is How You Win the Time War

Tim woke up to find Red Hood standing in his bedroom.

This wasn't much of a surprise. It had been a year since Hood tried to kill Tim, a little less than a year since he and Bruce had the confrontation that left Bruce grim and withdrawn -- well, more grim and withdrawn than usual. In that time, Hood had made a name for himself in the criminal underworld. Tim wasn't sure whether he believed the stories of heads in a duffel bag, but clearly a lot of people did, and Red Hood had to be intimidating enough for that kind of legend to seem plausible.

Logic dictated that it was only a matter of time before he tried to add Tim's head to his collection. They had unfinished business, after all.

Tim had just started to scramble up into a defensive position -- alone in Drake Manor, in his pajamas, no weapon close at hand -- when Hood said, "Identification. Imbroglio. Phasotherapy. Farinaceous."

The word sequence made Tim freeze, awkwardly crouched on the bed in his boxers and t-shirt. He stared at Red Hood, who was not actually wearing his helmet right now. Nor a domino mask. He stood in the doorway to Tim's room and stared back at him.

Finally Tim gathered himself enough to ask, "Metaplasia?"

"Nope," Hood answered. "Or, 'laundulet' or whatever. It's really me."

"And you're in a time loop." Tim eased down into a crouch, not quite ready to relax. "I'm going to assume I taught you those code words -- "

" -- in a previous loop," they said together.

"Yeah," Hood said and then he -- his scarred face broke into a grin and he -- he strode across the room, sending Tim backwards, trying to go up the wall like a spooked cockroach, except Hood caught him and pulled him forward into a. Hug.

"I love you so much," Hood rasped, ignoring Tim's hands around his throat. "You little weirdo, I love you so much. You're the only one who prepared for this."

my process for my last tsumiki piece

funniest 'Jason Todd comes back as red hood and starts talking to the bats without telling that he is, in fact, Jason Todd' trope is where Red Hood starts becoming minorly friendly with the bats and lets slip that Jason Todd is indeed still alive, but not that he is him.

now this can result in multiple outcomes, however i think the funniest possible version is the version where while Dick is bemoaning about the loss of his little brother and how great Jason is and how he wants to talk to him again, and without a second of hesitation Red Hood just nods his head and goes 'oh yeah, hottest robin by far, too. sexy as shit, that guy is.'

this results in the entire bat family fully believing that Jason Todd was somehow revived and taken to the LOA where he met and fell in love with this murderous assassin known as Red Hood, and the two are currently in a relationship.

Jason, petty and pissed at his family, decides: holy shit that's funny. and he goes along with it, meaning there are multiple occasions where we get interactions such as

Batman, brooding on a rooftop: the second Robin... he has always had such a big heart.

Red Hood, cartwheeling in the background: big dick too, godDAMN

Batman: i am begging you to stop.

---

Nightwing: you're DATING my little brother? AND YOU WONT LET US TALK TO HIM?

Red Hood, full of shit: he's too busy visiting venues for our wedding next autumn. and before you ask, no, you're not invited.

Nightwing:

Batman: you mean to tell me, you're marrying my son, and you won't allow us to be at the wedding?

Red Hood: Jason's decision.

Batman:

Red Hood: Green Arrow's walking him down the isle

Batman: ok thats it-

---

Red Robin: so is your fiance happy about all this crime lord murder stuff?!

Red Hood: my future trophy husband understands that if he's going to be able to sit and look pretty for me, then I need to bring home some serious cash, now stop interrupting my work.

Red Robin:

Red Hood:

Red Hood: for real tho, Jason's so hot-

Red Robin: STOP IT

bonus scene:

Dick: Damian, did you know about this?

Damian, hasn't been paying attention: know about what?

Dick: Jason's engaged to Red Hood!

Damian:

Damian, knows full well Jason is full of shit because he grew up with the guy in the league:

Damian: hes what now

Jason in the background: *violently gesturing death threats*

Damian:

Damian: yes. i'll be travelling home in the fall to be the flower boy. I believe Todd has already picked out my suit.

Dick:

that christmas, Bruce Wayne receives a card with an obviously photoshopped Red Hood that's got his arm around Jason's shoulders, who also has a photoshopped wedding dress on. Damian is stood in front of them, a 'just married' banner in his hands, looking very much like he was paid to be there.

Dick never forgives Jason for making him think that Alfred was invited to the wedding and he wasn't.

i’m right