We Could Be Covered In Blood Together If You Stopped Playing Hard To Get

I REALLY love @mirrorroad's concept of Emilie Agreste being a horror actress, and just generally uncanny-looking. Imagine how the episode Sandboy would have gone, if tons of people in paris have nightmares starring Adrien's mom, and having said nightmares physically manifest (that Adrien has to fight) 👁️👁️

Skibidi die.

Mais um post sem sentido

Bom dia a todos que estão lendo esse texto desnecessário.

Como qualquer um sabe, eu sou uma fanfiqueira de plantão(Me julguem).

Obviamente eu sou uma narcisista, porque você que está lendo não faz a menor idéia de quem minha pessoa é (a não ser que o leitor em questão seja um dos meus incríveis amigos).

Voltando...

Minha fanfiqueira maníaca interior saúda a sua fanfiqueira maníaca interior, porque depois que pousar os olhos nas próximas palavras irá entender meu ponto.

Não essas palavras.

Se algum dia você tiver a oportunidade de assistir o filme "presságio" com Nick Cage, será, simplesmente, a maior fanfic que irá conhecer.

Amigos. O problema desse belíssimo filme é o "plot twist" (se aquilo foi um).

( S P O I L E R A L E R T )

O enredo começa falando sobre uma garota, com sérios problemas de demônios que sussurram na cabeça dela, que consegue prever inúmeras tragédias. Essa mesma garota escreve as coordenadas, dia e número de mortes desses acidentes em uma folha que é colocada numa cápsula do tempo.

E é aqui, anos depois, que começam os problemas.

O filho de um cientista estuda na mesma escola que promoveu essa cápsula. No dia da abertura o garoto recebe a carta que contém os números e da o papel para seu pai, que fica extremamente confuso.

Se fosse comigo jogava água benta

Esse cara acaba por descobrir oque todos os números significam e por consequência ele esteve presente nos dois, dos três, últimos desastres.

O ser, ao invés de passar os últimos dias de vida com o garoto, decide investigar a fundo a família da garotinha que escreveu a folha.

Aí ele conhece a filha e neta da mulher, eles descobrem que "pessoas" estão seguindo seus filhos e fazem o maior auê.

Enfim...

No final, o homem descobre que as "coisas", que sussurram para as crianças, na verdade são seres celestiais(?alienígenas?) Que vieram tentar salvar uma pequena parte da humanidade, que seria destruída por causa de uma onda de calor que o sol emitiria, tão forte, que nada vivo sobreviveria.

É basicamente isso

( F I M S P O I L E R A L E R T )

Depois de contar o filme inteiro e obviamente vocês terem lido, fica a questão:

Qual foi a cabeça fanfiqueira que eles tiraram isso?

Com isso concluímos quê:

"Seres celestiais são otários que atormentam criancinhas inocentes" Achkar, Emee (2020)

Bacana.

Chuuya Nakahara

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

part 1 of my unreal amount of satosugu doodles

would u still love me if i was a shai-hulud

Esse blog vai virar uma página de crítica

E voltamos novamente para mais uma crítica de filme.

 eu amo criticar as coisas

Infelizmente, na minha lista um dos tópicos mais criticados sou eu mesma.

Obrigada consciência 

Voltando a mais uma ilustre opinião de quem vos fala, o filme de hoje é:

(rufem os tambores) 

 A Q U A M A N

aplausos por favor

isso mesmo, um dos queridinhos da DC foi alvo da minha infame consciência.

Bem, quando assiti o filme pela primeIra vez eu tinha achado o máximo. A história era legal, transformou o cara que fala com peixes em um herói. Sim, eu sei que ele já era um, mas agora é um super.

A questão não é o enredo, muito menos o elenco, longe disso, todo mundo muito bonito, gostoso e tal. O negócio é...

E F E I T O S   E S P E C I A I S 

Como todo mundo sabe, os efeitos visuais da DC são... bem, da DC. cof cof mediocres cof cof. Não é o slow motion que estraga, não são os efeitos super gráficos que estragam. NÃO. É o mal uso deles.

Pelo amor de Deus,os caras simplesmente sumiram antes de chegarem numa profundidade em que a onda os cobriria,isso sem falar que a mãe dele aparece magicamente com roupas novas, uma coroa e continua com o cabelo horrível.

perfeito

Então, a frase do dia é:

“Se você tem dinheiro, gaste ele com lentes de contato que pareçam reais e não olhos de vidro” Achkar, Emee (2020)

Maravilhoso.

AU where Jason comes back to Gotham and begins his plan to confront Batman and all that. Except after only like a week the Joker gets hit by a bus and then shot by a little old lady with a shotgun and dies.

Jason’s plan is now in shambles because the dramatic climax of his plan is no longer possible. But that’s fine. He’ll think of some other suitable alternative. Granted, it’s not quite the same if he uses some other villain. Making Batman choose doesn’t mean nearly as much when it’s not about the person who killed him.

And really, is he going to try and get Batman to kill Black Mask or something? Scarecrow? Red Hood is competent; he could do it himself so why bother.

So Jason lays low continues to build his criminal empire with astounding speed and efficiency. If only he could think of a good way to announce his return. Nothing he can think of is dramatic enough.

Meanwhile, the Bats are freaking out because who is this guy that’s taken over half of the Gotham underworld in like a month? He’s obviously trained, but they just can’t seem to get any information on who he is or where he came from. It is beyond frustrating.

After a few months Jason is frustrated that he just can’t seem to find any dramatic good way of making Batman prove himself. It has to be something big! Something magnificent!

During his weekly chat with Talia he complains about his problems and she suggests he come back for a visit. He argues that he can’t just leave, but she says if he has competent enough lieutenants it’d be fine. He spends the next three weeks making sure that everything will be fine if he leaves for a week. He will not have all of his hard work falling apart and going to waste due to incompetence. Absolutely not.

So then once his lieutenants are sufficiently prepared (and the rest of Gotham’s criminal element sufficiently cowed), he heads to Nanda Parbat, only to find Ra’s on the phone with Bruce, who is demanding to know if the Red Hood has any affiliation with the league.

Oh. Oh. He can give them affiliation.

A new plan begins to form.

He’s going to be the most affiliated he can be. Jason immediately goes to Talia with his newest plan: Overthrow Ra’s and takeover the league. Talia whips out her forty step outline for overthrowing Ra’s and tells Jason she’s so proud of him.

Jason has a new goal now, so he gets to work. He checks on things in Gotham, but everything seems to be fine and there haven’t been any unplanned explosions so it should be fine if he stays here for a bit.

Taking over Gotham really was good practice, as it turns out. Thanks to Talia’s plans and previous foundational efforts the takeover happens in no time.

Meanwhile the bats are still freaking out. Red Hood hasn’t been seen in three weeks, he may or may not have league of assassins connections, and even in his absence his goons seem to be managing things competently.

Back in Nanda Parbat, Jason and Talia finish their takeover. And now, finally, he’s ready to confront Batman.

He arrives in Gotham as the new head of the league. His arrival is loud, elaborate, and dramatic enough to fulfill his inner theater kid’s dreams.

Batman is speechless. And not his usual grunts instead of words, but actual surprised speechless. Jason is alive?!?!?!?

Jason was not expecting all the tears. And hugs. And mother henning. Goodness gracious, this was not part of the plan.

Bruce is obviously struggling with Jason’s revelation that he took over the league, but the newest little birdie seems almost relieved at that(?) and Dick and Alfred both seem strangely proud. Whatever. Even Bruce seems to be at least mostly ignoring that for now.

Then someone asks him if he knows Red Hood. Jason blinks. Says that yeah, he knows Red Hood. Everyone seems to ease at that. One mystery solved. Jason quickly realizes that most of them have no idea he is Red Hood. Cass seems to be the only exception but also appears amused and willing enough to not mention it.

Dramatic appearance complete, Jason now has a new goal: see how long he can keep the bats (minus Cass and potentially Alfred) in the dark about his crime boss identity.

He will bribe Cass as much as it takes to keep her on board with the causing chaos plan, but she seems eager enough. Favorite sibling status definitely unlocked. (The whole killing thing is fought over at great length and a truce of sorts is eventually made)

David Cain is never heard from again.

Damian shows up at some point.

At least one league member has suddenly found themselves as an HR rep for Gotham criminals? They’re still not quite sure how that happened.

I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.