Rooster, To Mav: ...And I Need You And Slider To Help, And By "help" I Mean "do Everything."

my own personal feeling is that Ice is gay, like only liking men homosexual bitch kinda gay, but Mav is 100 and 50% bisexual. hes the bi baby of the group and ice loves him for it

Yes, my bi erasure post might have a little to do with Icemav. But please hear me out. A lot of people will use the word gay when what they really mean is "not straight." I personally believe that this is the case with Val Kilmer referring to Iceman as "gay." Because there is evidence to suggest that both him and Maverick are bisexual.

This is just my opinion, though, so I guess I can't be upset with other people for consistently referring to them as gay. It just sucks because it feels like bisexuals/ bisexuality end up being overlooked or glossed over. I personally love seeing bi representation in media. It helps me feel seen and heard.

What do y'all think? I would appreciate hearing other people's opinions!

Tom Cruise gives Major Twink Energy in every fucking movie. Like.

In Top Gun? He's very twinky with Ice.

In Mission Impossibly? He's twinky with Benji.

In Legends? He's just plain twinky.

Tom Cruise is the God of Twink and i will not hear any objections to this.

(I mean all of this in the best fucking possibly way ILY Tom Cruise)

Mav: The wee-woo thingy? Ice: THE FIRE ALARM!?

that’s the only thing i gathered from the movie btw

i am in awe at the talent needed to make this

Top Gun sketches! ✈️

YES! CORPSE HAS A NEW SONG!

Mav: THEY COME SEASONALLY! Mav: THEY COME EVERY YEAR! Slider: What- Merlin, are they drunk again- Mav: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO! Mav: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Merlin: What does WHAT mean? Ice, who is the only one who knows what Mav is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom- Slider: WHAT THE FUCK DID MAV FIND IN THE BATHROOM? Mav: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL- Mav: IN L.A. Mav: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME! Slider and Merlin: Oh, for fuCKS SAKE MAV-

I have just now noticed. That nearly every single post i have is about topgun.

save me

Ice: Is something burning? Mav (seductively winks): Only my burning love for you, babe! Ice: Mav: Mav: The kitchen. Ice (somewhat relieved): Oh, good. As long as it wasn't the Dark... Mav: And the Darkstar.

going off of my last post:

Mav would go ABSOLUTELY FERAL over black friday sales. This guy grew up poor, so you bet your ass that once he can, he buys so much unnecessary shit just cause it's on sale.

Rich Boy Ice on the other hand. He does not understand why mav has such strong desires to get trampled by a swarming hoard of people to get things he will never use.

(Mav always gets Ice something. Either it is something completely ridiculous, or he gets Ice something he has wanted for a while)