Percy Age 12: And If The Mission Required Someone To Push Me Down A Flight Of Stairs For It To Succeed…

Utterly stolen from TikTok, but my single ass loved this.

How Eli seems to be obsessed with Ava since always....

Yeah I get that Eli is six years older and it might be sort of weird to have a crush on someone that young during your teens(I am totally ok with that but-) but Rina Kent is simply confusing me with her Eli Ava crumbs....fyi EliAva is my fav couple from all of Rina Kent books and I was dying to read their book.When Ava is born Eli kisses her on the mouth(wait before u start cursing me listen shhh...)He calls also calls her pretty which is monumental considering he has always been sociopath and apathatic.Rina also shows in the bonus epilogue of Royal Elite series that Eli is staring at Ava(mentioned twice) and Eli is asking about the marriage pact.Can't convince me that he didn't have a crush.Then Cole keeps threatening Eli and warns Aiden to make him stay away from his daughter (He does that in every book since Ava is born....and only for Eli...like why not Remi,Creighton ,Landon,Brandon)

"Unless we’re talking about Eli when it comes to Ava. Or Lan when it comes to sculpting. But those obsessions started fairly young for both Eli and Lan." -God of Malice chapter 17(Your welcome)

I have zero issues if Eli initially had no feelings for Ava as Rina Kent stated in her ig newsletter and even stated by Eli in God of War but its soo stupid of her to go back her words in the several books she has written....considering all the messed up activities happening in her books.....Eli being obsessed with Ava since way before won't be a huge issue cause technically obsession does not always mean romantic feelings...So it feels as if she said that to avoid hate or whatever but it was quite an unprofessional move from her side considering the crumbs she has always given us....The twice or thrice repeated mention of Eli's "no interest" before is soo forced(maybe enforced by editors or something?)

Feeling self indulged after the rant😚

(So I'm just gonna ignore those paragraphs in God of war which make zero sense sorry not sorry😆 bookworms tend to be inquisitive with their research)

ETA: So I had brilliantly written Eli as Evi and Ava as Eva in some sentences.Making unique mistakes is my talent(not flexing😉)

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↳ taehyung comment: I'll do a dance one more time next year

“When the world says “give up”, hope whispers.. Try it one more time.”

— Unknown

Nikolai: Dashing through the halls

Brandon: With teachers up my ass

Annika: I have to take a test

Mia: I rely hope you pass!

Glyndon: This school's actually hell!

Jeremy: I cant even spell.

Gareth: You need to get to class right now, you wanna make the bell.

Landon: OH JINGLE BELLS

Cecily: KILL OURSELVES

Killian: HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH

Creighton: I'M SO DONE

Eli: THIS ISN'T FUN

Ava: THERE GOES MY GPA

“When the world says “give up”, hope whispers.. Try it one more time.”

— Unknown

How to revive your braincells post-enduring HORRIBLE wattpadish stuff (will not call them books)

In need of therapy after reading something sooo stupid,messed up,brought-me-to-tears-when-there-was-no-angst shit???? Do you spend your precious time sincerely wondering what's wrong with the people singing praises to a messed up piece of writing (which they call LITERATURE!!??)

You aren't alone btw!Never cared about goodreads or booktok (hate myself for reading their suggested stuff).So recently I realized that go to goodread reviews and select 1 star filter and BOOM!You'll find such hilarious reviews that you'll wish for them to start writing a book!😂😂😂😂(Currently laughing like a maniac in my room)Yesss to Relatabilitly!!!!😂😂

I guess almost everyone already knew that but it was actually therapeutic for me!!!😂

Ava: I thought we said bros before hoes.

Jules: But my hoe is your bro.

Josh: I'm literally standing right here.....