Elpickett - El Pickett

got trapped under a weir current while canoeing and almost drowned (and did dislocate my shoulder and knee), took two minutes of me being dragged back underwater before someone could get close enough to me to pull me out

then caught COVID two days later and got an awful secondary chest infection lmao

I still plan to canoe that stretch of river again

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laurie: let’s play two truths, one lie! i’ll go first. i wear your ring, i have four buttons on my jacket, and amy and i got married on our way back from europe.

jo: try to make it harder, plea-

amy, from the distance: he has five buttons

jo: you did WHAT

dude it's wild how I can write 11 pages of fic and not even blink an eye and then I go to write a six page lab report and it feels.... insurmountable

and to be fair to me the lab report is in my second language but still the relative amounts of emotional energy do not add up here

anyway the lab report is getting done four hours before it's due and there is more Tommy X Maria fic coming lmao

Interstellar Overdrive

A Tess x Joel bodyguard/boss AU set in the 1970s whew

His fingertips brushed through the curtain of hair hanging to her waist. Dressing like a goddamn hippie with motivations that were resolutely square. A capitalist muckety-muck playing dress-ups with the beautiful people. Tess had some goddamn nerve and he wanted every last piece of her, Duke’s warnings be damned.

Because Duke was right – he’d never met anyone like her before. And maybe by getting a little closer he could unravel the enigma, because he’d meant what he’d told Duke – one woman was, essentially, the same as another. There were a finite number of parts people could play. And she was just playing one of them, concealing it a little better than most.

Tess whispered again in his ear: “You answer to me, now.”

Chapter One now on AO3! HNY!

I love this show with all my heart

Head Engineer, Melanie Cavill

Someday, somebody is going to take Procreate away from me, but until then I will subject you all to this

WHAT IF, WHAT IF that moment where MJ is falling she's saved by another spider-man and it's Andrew's

When I was 6, I had tendon transfer surgery to finish correcting my club foot. Although I'd spent a good chunk of time in hospitals, this was the first overnight stay I'd ever had. My younger brother picked out this plushie to give to me to take with me, and it still sits beside my bed.

Todays beanie of the day is Hello Kitty (gold angel version)