If I See One More Video That Has The "name A More Iconic Duo Than A Twink And A Redhead" Audio And It's

Barty Crouch Jr was not straight canon.

And you can't prove me wrong

the Andreil scraps nora fed us were 🤌🏻✨ Andreil are canon protective boyfriends cos what do you mean Neil crosses the court to retaliate for someone fouling Andrew?? What do you mean Andrew throws himself out of his goal like "all hell was at his heels" to protect Neil??? What do you mean they look for each other in lingering looks and matching armbands and cigarette smoke "whenever one fell out of orbit for too long"???? Are you trying to kill me?????? 😭😭😭

only the girlies on tumbler understand my deep personal connection with joseph kavisnky

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Neil Josten & Andrew Minyard- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic 

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji - Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

wrt print versions of tgr, am trying to get them put together asap, I just haven't really had access to my computer or files since the 22nd, which is.. Fun. but now am fully out of the prev place, so I should have some breathing room these next couple days.

for K stans, let me introduce you to my K playlist ! (i swear it's a good one)

including kavinsky, rovinsky and the dreampack

i feel like its because its harder to draw 🤷‍♂️

my favourite part of the aftg fandom is that people either don’t know what auburn hair can look like or they choose to ignore that neil is not a redhead

talking about the emptiness of barty’s character in canon is making me sad so

Just Barty Crouch Jr Things™️

valedictorian but once fell asleep while dumpster diving for a single unopened blister pack of xanax

very… dexterous? good with anything precise that involves his hands. this means classical piano but also rolling freakishly perfect joints

major bad influence older cousin energy

like he’s driving you to soccer practice with one tattooed arm slung over the passenger seat, ray-bans dangling. he’s bitching about what’s on the radio. his random tinder date is on her phone in the backseat

singlehandedly keeping Liquid Death in business

that fall out boy katy perry cover where it’s like “i kissed a boy (to start a fight) and i liked it (he punched me 😈)”

pierced his dick. sorry

if james is a sports bro with a heart of gold then barty is the polar opposite of this. he looks like the sensitive alternative loner boy and has the soul of a douchey early 2000s dj who will steal money out of your purse after a one-night stand

but he’s also secretly sensitive. okay

””u up””

has exactly two modes: 1) listening to the cure 2) No Hands (feat Roscoe Dash) - Waka Flocka Flame

neither goth nor emo sorry that would be too much work. his edginess is both unintentional and completely effortless

INSANELY observant

has a knight complex but slightly to the left. had to be reasoned out of killing evan’s situationships with a hammer (chivalrously!)

barty has really loud ENERGY but his actual personality is pretty quiet and calculating. however he WILL nonchalantly pick regulus up at the most inconvenient times, everyone is screaming, reg is screaming… he thinks it’s soooo funny

he always smells the way that sparkling water tastes. like….. inexplicably clean

your bartender coworker who is always in the stockroom coaching his adorable tiny mom through her divorce over facetime while exasperatedly hitting a juul

could potentially have a heart under all that grime (maybe put him through a car wash?)

never gone from amused to devastated quite so fast before