THIS- THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME-

Give in. Do it.

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

I'm giving you all no choice- You WILL look at the boat cats in hammocks-

there are many benefits to being a Naval Salior

it used to be pretty common for there to be cats on boats. they'd take care of any rodents who would chew on ropes or wires and spread diseases. sailors were also superstitious and believed that having a cat aboard would bring good luck! this belief passed on to their wives, who kept cats - especially black ones who were believed to be extra lucky - at home in order to keep their husbands safe when at sea.

another popular superstition? that if a cat came aboard it was a sign of luck, but if it only boarded halfway and then left, it was a sign of bad luck.

most ship's cats are only found in modern times on private vessels, but they have roots going back to early history. one such example is the Vikings, who took cats with them on expeditions.

Sources: Ship's Cats, @Manglewood

Most of these felt like literal punches to the gut- ESPECIALLY the last one-

feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

I just realzed- It's the middle of the night and no ones home-

I CAN SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT TO MY FAVORITE SONGS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME-

like to charge reblog to cast

Hey science side of Tumblr, do any of y'all know a why to save a severely fucked over skillet because I mighta fucked up-

She needs the hug

give her a hug!

@gooseworx

My friend, this post is targeted exactly at you-

I've looked up the Moriarty the Patriot tag so many times that it's started popping up whenever I try to just type tumblr in my searchbar-

I didn't realize this was a post for a second...

hm. thats not right