It's Stuff Like This That Makes Me Wonder What He'd Look Like As A Human Tbh-

hades and gentlemen......... ✨Him✨

My friend has found my Tumblr and I fear for my posts-

My friend, this post is targeted exactly at you-

I just realzed- It's the middle of the night and no ones home-

I CAN SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT TO MY FAVORITE SONGS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME-

I one hundred percent would do the same but I’d most likely walk out with a cursed sword that I SHOULD NOT be trusted with-

THIS- THIS RIGHT HERE-

PEOPLE ARE DRAWING MODERN AUS OF PRINCESS MONONOKE? CUTE TEEHEE WE HAVE AN APARTMENT AND TWO DOGS AUS OF PRINCESS MONONOKE? You are insane. San would be in Jail

I've looked up the Moriarty the Patriot tag so many times that it's started popping up whenever I try to just type tumblr in my searchbar-

I'm giving you all no choice- You WILL look at the boat cats in hammocks-

there are many benefits to being a Naval Salior

it used to be pretty common for there to be cats on boats. they'd take care of any rodents who would chew on ropes or wires and spread diseases. sailors were also superstitious and believed that having a cat aboard would bring good luck! this belief passed on to their wives, who kept cats - especially black ones who were believed to be extra lucky - at home in order to keep their husbands safe when at sea.

another popular superstition? that if a cat came aboard it was a sign of luck, but if it only boarded halfway and then left, it was a sign of bad luck.

most ship's cats are only found in modern times on private vessels, but they have roots going back to early history. one such example is the Vikings, who took cats with them on expeditions.

Sources: Ship's Cats, @Manglewood