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gregory house is the man the myth the legend. he’s a genius. he’s babygirl. he’s in his 40s. he has no friends. he has one friend. he has NO friends. he has coworkers and a friend he’s in a constant battle of wits and wills with. he has a pet rat he almost kills with mad science and loves more than life itself. he has a guitar. his guitar got kidnapped. multiple people have tried to murder him in his own workplace. he’s mentally ill he’s the sanest man alive he’s unhinged. he has committed multiple murders technically depending on your definition of murder. he supports murder. he’s a misogynist who supports women. he’s broken up multiple marriages one of which was his own. his dad isn’t his dad. he rides a motorcycle he bought during a midlife crisis. everyone is obsessed with him. two of his best friends are terminally ill. he has NO friends. he and his best friend want to fuck but that’d be way too normal for them. he drove a car into a house. he’s forced his employees to break into countless houses and dig up at least one grave. at least two ghosts have haunted him personally. and he’s bisexual.

various apple horse redesigns.. by spacescoob8

LB: Truth or dare?

CN: ...Dare

LB: I dare you to stand still, not moving, while i kiss you

the ep where house makes wilson think he has a son made me so fucking sad omfg

it’s fine just don’t assume next time plz

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no.? Freak.. I’m not the type of girl to do a thing like that.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! i hope you get to eat a lot of candy and watch a scary movie if you celebrate :D

In Marinette's eyes, the two cats might appear to overlap.

It's been 5 years since the release of Chat Blanc.

Sludge ...

basically wat happened my roommate brought a skull goblet into our abode and thus i was stricken w inspiration

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Wilson and House's relationship makes me laugh so much