This Is Halloween

Witcher modern AU where Julian Alfred Pancratz, who has a B.A. from Oxford in Philosophy, minoring in language–earned it all by himself even if his parents did technically pay his way in in the first place. They were hoping he would study law, he didn’t, and they’re vaguely supportive but absolutely don’t understand why he won’t at least go back and get his master’s, maybe teach or something? 

But no. No, this idiot, on a whim one day towards the beginning of college, decided that playing guitar was boring so he went and bought himself a lute off Amazon and taught himself how to play through YouTube tutorials and the second he got his B.A. he fucked off to a Ren Faire and was like, “Behold! In my free time I’ve rewritten all of these pop songs in ye Old English and taught myself how to play them on a lute.” And he’s pretty much hired on the spot because he looks the look and walks the walk and has all of this boundless energy and unrestrained confidence. He goes by Jaskier at work and eventually just starts introducing himself as that outside of work because whatever, he likes it better than Julian. It means buttercup and flowers are pretty and he writes a ballad about it to play on the job. 

His parents just. Don’t understand. He’s young, though, and he’s having fun, and he’s making money, so they don’t actually have a problem with it but they Don’t Get It. 

It just gets worse when Jaskier meets Geralt. 

Yennefer and Geralt are this on again, off again thing and during one of their off periods when Yen isn’t too angry at Geralt to refuse to talk to him, she drags him to the Ren Faire all dressed up in her finished sorceress costume and she’s made Geralt wear this nice doublet and leather pants and pull his hair back. Geralt is like, “Okay, fine.” And he lets Yen drag him around all she wants and Jaskier sees him and is instant heart eyes, spends the whole time following them around with the worst love ballads, and Yennefer finds it HILARIOUS. 

When Jaskier gets the chance to actually talk to them he finds out that Geralt technically doesn’t have a job, he just does odd work wherever he can find it which makes him some weird jack-of-all-trades. Pest problems? He knows weird tricks to deal with that. AC broke? He can probably fix it. Remodeling your home? Geralt can probably rebuild the damn thing from scratch. Radiator broken? Just pay for the parts and he’ll replace it for half the service of a normal mechanic with none of the up-selling bullshit.

Jaskier is like, “Perfect because we’ve actually been looking for a handy man around here since our last once decided that traveling on the road wasn’t for him, SOOO let me sweet talk some people.” 

Geralt’s not sure but then Yen finds out that she would get free admission and demands he does it, so like, sure, okay. 

Then a few months into it one of the knights gets injured and they’re like FUCK who can we train with a sword on short notice who looks like they could actually handle a sword? All eyes turn to Geralt. Who is also like, “…Fuck.” 

He’s not a good performer. The knights are supposed to make all these grand speeches about honor and valor and they give the script to Geralt and he reads three lines and then just doesn’t read the rest, because whatever, this is a temporary thing anyway until the other knight heals so he doesn’t care about fucking it up. He’s only doing it because Jaskier gave him puppy dog eyes and has already written five ballads about his imaginary conquests so when the sword fighting and jousting stuff comes up and the other knight makes their big long speech and it comes to Geralt he just shrugs and goes, “I’m here to fight, not talk.” 

And the crowd loves it. They lose their shit. Geralt does NOT get to go back to being a general handy man, much to his annoyance, and he can’t walk through the Faire without people constantly stopping him to take pictures with him. They go nuts over this stoic, reluctant knight at the Ren Faire who only vaguely smiles if you happen to catch him having lunch with the bard. 

Jaskier brings him home for the holidays. This big, imposing man who their son got hired on at the fair as a handyman because he was unemployed at the time, no formal education, stupidly good with a sword, doesn’t talk much, is all over social media scowling in selfies with people and covered in dirt. These poor middle-to-upper-class parents desperately trying to understand why their Oxford graduate son is so happy living life as a Ren Faire bard dating the gruff handyman turned knight, they just Don’t. Understand.

Part 2

Такая сэкси сучка.

Oh, I believe this is the real SPN ending, nice to find it after all.

god. okay. but if dean and cas both lived, if cas was made human to get him out of the empty, and they both got to sort through their shit and deal with their feelings….

maybe its not in character, but what if they open a cute little diner where the roadhouse used to be? rather than being a full on hunter for the rest of his life, dean gets a chance to settle down a little. the diners still a hunter hot spot and hes happy to give information and help dig up artefacts and bring lore books from the bunker, but he’s starting to feel the aches and pains from the life and wants to settle a little

so he and cas run this diner and have a small library of lore books ready to lend out while hunters eat and catch up, and the locals like them because the food is good and hearty, and because deans very sweet to the kids, and because cas is just this side of charmingly awkward and fond of everyone who comes in on the regular. they have two dogs who mostly nap behind the bar, but also sometimes venture out for treats and scritches

they get married eventually, and theyre just so endearingly in love and besotted that sam makes fun of them but at the end of the day hes emotional and tells them both he loves them and is happy for them. and dean cant stop looking at his ring, because its an unfamiliar weight but he loves it so much - its made of the same stuff as the angel blades, courtesy of jack, and its carved with enochian symbols of love and devotion and forever

and dean and cas grow old together, they get to be uncles and dote on sam and eileens kids so much, and they eventually stop actively hunting when it hurts too much to lift crates of beer and sometimes in the mornings deans knees don’t quite work right and they fall asleep 10 minutes into every movie they try to watch together

and when dean dies first (after a lifetime of drinking and bad food and not looking after himself), cas keeps working the diner, a sad but fulfilled widower, and eventually passes it on to some younger hunters or ex hunters or maybe sams eldest, and he dies years after dean, in his sleep, and wakes up in his own bed, with dean next to him, and theyre finally, truly, safe and happy and together, forever

Rugrats episodes

Huh, this one is completely useless for normal people, but I like how it looks, so I'll post it too.

This is just list of Rugrats (1991) episodes you can find on Wikipedia.

I made it to check what episodes I have on my old DVDs and how many I'm missing. It's one of my favourite shows I still rewatch sometimes.

Google Docs

Rugrats episodes

I deleted markings, but if you're interested, I have first three seasons almost in full and lots of random episodes from seasons 4-8. And three movies, but they're on separate DVDs, so no surprises there.

On second page you can find it filtered in production order (that partially helped me to explain why some older episodes were on my DVDs)

Авв. Чудесно. :з

Burglars don’t stand a chance when BATDOG & Robin are around!! Tag a friend who should witness this!!

Zutara Family Sketch Collection 3

It’s funny, I was looking at my page and I was like, oh I haven’t posted Zutara in a while… which is hilarious because I feel like I’ve only been drawing Zutara stuff these past few weeks because I’ve been storing up all my Zutara Fanwork Appreciation Week art lol Anyway, just some more snippets of family fare that popped into my head. It started with Older Zuko and Katara… I’m not super great at drawing older people, so it was interesting to take a stab at it. I realize if I ever did a teen story with my ZK kids, it’d be imperative to draw Zuko and Katara older…. Ack. I’m still on the fence… I like a good beard, but I can’t really picture Zuko going with facial hair?? Just me? I don’t know. As far as the kids, I feel like Kya would be the biggest rabble-rouser of the three. Kallik is the sweetest but uses her bending as an outlet for pent up anger, and Satoshi… just a lot of emotions going on for that boy (feel your feelings, I say!) Besides that, I just want to do embraces. Does anyone feel like when the Fire Nation gets a little overwhelming for Katara (and she can’t get away to take a trip to the SWT), she might give her kids an extra tight hug because she sees her family reflected in their features? Anywayyyy…. Hopefully Tumblr doesn’t totally destroy the quality of the image, but alas. Hope you enjoy!  EDIT: NOT ME FORGETTING ZUKO’S LIGHTNING SCAR WHOOPS. 

Do not repost, please.

We need more games with romanceable antagonists

Мимими :3

human!AU