Part 1
Listen Iām dumb so hereās more of that Ren Faire AU. I will not write an actual fic because my attention span is funky but anyone else can and they can either use this or not use this but hereās how these losers get together in my head.Ā
So Jaskier already knows heās got a hard on for Geralt, obviously, he knew that from day one but he didnāt realize it could get WORSE, and it does get WORSE. Itās a couple weeks into Geralt working there and heās busy so Jaskier doesnāt get to see him that often besides, like⦠Around the Faire sometimes, when Geralt is checking equipment and things and running errands, so obviously heās dressed like he belongs at the Faire, which is super attractive and fits Geralt like a dream, plus heās always kind of sexy and covered in dust or with a smear of grease on his nose from working on something, Jaskier is so down with that.Ā
Meanwhile Geralt also only sees Jaskier during the Faire and he likesĀ Jaskier, is the thing. Jaskier got him the job, and itās actually a pretty good job, he likes having a steady income and the work keeps him busy. He doesnāt actually have to deal with people. He also gets to travel. As much he liked fixing the old ladyās sink across the hall every other month (because she was old, and a plumber would take advantage of her, and she doesnāt have a lot of money to begin with, and heās hardly ever busy and itās just that the piping is old and keeps coming loose so itās not even inconvenient) she doesnāt pay him with money, she pays him with overripe papaya and Yen was right, he actually needed a real job.Ā
He also likes Jaskier because Jaskier is just nice. Jaskier can talk enough for twelve people, so heās never bothered that Geralt doesnāt have much to say. And he catches on quick to Geraltās dry humor and snickers at his awful jokes. Geraltās gruff attitude and perpetually bad mood never seem to dull his so yeah, Jaskier is just a general joy to be around.Ā
Then one night he canāt sleep so he decides to go wandering around. Itās two AM, the moon is bright, the air is fresh, itās just NICE out and then he sees Jaskier sitting off at a picnic table and is like, okay, letās go see what the bard is up to this early in the morning.Ā
He gets close enough and they both just freeze. Deer in headlights when they see each other.Ā
Because Jaskier is sitting there in sweatpants and an oversized shirt, eating Taco Bell he had Doordash drop off fifteen minutes ago and writing in a leather journal with a god damn fountain pen that looks like a big feather. Geralt has never seen Jaskier look so humanĀ before. He looks vulnerable and young and absolutely beautiful.Ā
Meanwhile Geralt is wearing an undershirt and jeans that show of his arms and this scar on his shoulder that Jaskier is dying to put his mouth on, and Geralt ALSO looks very human, and real, and not like some 16th century myth of a man, but like someone Jaskier could sit next to and lean against and talk to and maybe even drag this poor man back to the showers and wash out his hair because it had that look to it like Geralt had been sweating all day and hadnāt bothered to rinse it out well.Ā
They both realize right then and there that they are FUCKED.Ā
Geralt is likeĀ āCouldnāt sleep.ā And Jaskier is like,Ā āNeed to keep my pop song list updated.ā
And itās awkward until Jaskier invites Geralt to sit down under the pretense of listening to his pop song covers and Geralt obliges but admits that heās not really a music person, so heāll probably just say that all of them are fine. And Jaskierās like,Ā āCool, I was only going to pretend to take your opinion into consideration anyway, just to be polite.āĀ
They might make out that night. Who knows. Maybe they just decide that they like each otherās company way more than they thought at first so they keep meeting up like that and THEN make out one night. But they definitely make out one night.Ā
And after Geralt might end up calling Yennefer in a slight panic because he made out with the bard and fuck, now what, does this mean weāre dating, do I take him on a date, where do you think he would like to go on a date, he makes this little noise when he likes something and itās great, I want to kiss him more but what if he doesnāt want to kiss more, Yen help. And she laughs and hangs up on his ass. The good thing is while Geralt is gruffly awkward in a way that doesnāt come across as awkward, Jaskier can not only talk for twelve people but also has enough confidence for twelve people, and the next morning he bounds over to kiss Geraltās cheek and tell him his hair looks like shit and needs a good condition before work.
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If any games here passed the threshold of 20 comics, theyāll earn their own masterpost, in which case youāll be able to find them on the masterposts page! If any such move has occurred, itāll be noted here!
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