Wait, If You Can Speak Six Languages Without A Notable Accent (assuming English Is One Of Them) Do You

i once offended the blu spy with one of the pigs when he was still a head

As you should.

What’s your favorite dish? My money’s on ratatouille

Dells steak.

spy its ides of march

we shall stab someone like caesar

OUI.

I LOVE RUSSIAN ROULETTE (spoovy) RAHHH 💥💥💥💥

HELL YEAH 🗣🗣🗣🗣This world needs more content with them....

mon ami? More like MOAN at me haha

[Cricket sounds]

Oh.

Are the aliens wearing Earth closing to fit in?

Yep, this AU has own silly little lore xd

The first person to make contact with people was the alien Engie and strangely enough his first acquaintance was an ordinary Engineer :D He was attracted to earthly inventions and wanted to watch him from afar, but he got caught very stupidly and was noticed. The alien Engie is very curious by nature and didn't run away, entering into a dialogue-

I would say that all the this aliens are a bit fans of mercs, so they really try to imitate them xd So when the alien Engie returned to the spaceship to tell about his meeting, they were all very excited and gradually arranged a meeting with everyone

It looks like a silly YouTube series in my head, but I don't know how to draw good animations :"d

[chomps your suit]

Stop that you pest!

Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.

I drew you as a grape (And Apple Medic, and Mango Sniper, and yes, Lemon Engineer.)

Can I eat the engineer?

BREAKING NEWS: Local man has first kiss at age 48. Proceeds to say "Crikey".