Dad Dabi Is Getting Teary Eyed As He Watches His Baby Reader Taker Her First Steps. My Man Just Gets

Hanamaki: I am dumber than a mouse. I saw a glue trap in a drawer and I didn't know what it was (I thought it was a tray of sauce) so I pressed my entire hand into it and now I'm stuck to a glue trap

Oikawa: I...what kind of sauce looks like glue?

Hanamaki: barbeque sauce :(

Iwaizumi: I really don't want to be rude, but hey, why the ever loving FUCK did you press your entire hand down into what you thought was a tray of barbecue sauce?

Hanamaki: I saw it and it was dark in the drawer and I went "hehe...sauce time"

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I MADE SOMETHING TODAY, YAYYY. About Kuroo dicking in Disney XD. (Yes, I didn't write it wrong. ◕‿◕)

Y/N, on the top bunk: Daryl there’s a monster under my bed!

Merle, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you

Daryl: I need to get something off my chest

Y/n: Is it your shirt

Daryl:...

Y/n:...Please say yes

Y/N: I’m so happy I could kiss you

Daryl: *nervous laughter* Ummmm... neat

[later]

Daryl, lying face down on the bed: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Rick, “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s not neat to say neat. I hate myself.

Rick: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Michonne kissed me?

Daryl: Didn’t you thank her?

Rick, staring blankly into the distance: I thanked her