I Am OBSESSED With This Scenario

I am OBSESSED with this scenario

Alpha Bully: Hey nerd! I got a problem I need you to solve for me.

You, his omega roommate: Wh-what is it now?

Alpha Bully: I got this big throbbing knot with no weak nerd bouncing on it!

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1 year ago

#FSFHKUFT #FISHIE

Fish!!

fish!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS BEAUTIFUL ART!!! YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL THIS IS A WHOLE GIF LIKE YOU MADE A LITERAL GIF THAT IS SO COOL YOU'RE SO KIND THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 year ago

Hey Beans-

Hey beans, I have a bit of a hellish update. 

Yesterday was one of the worst days of my life. My grandma made a huge fight happen while I was on call with a friend, and things just escalated between me and her so badly I had to leave. When I came back home, my family was also on my ass about it all, despite knowing how she lies and how she instigates. 

She threatened to hit me, she threatened to kill Sammy, she hurled insult after insult at me and this all started because I didn't get up in time to do something she asked (Which was locking the door. I waited three seconds too long and she went off). 

When I came back after trying to let things cool down I was berated and told I had no right to be so “selfish” in the house, so on and so on, and the fight got so intense I had to just physically walk away, leaving the home and going two miles up the road because I did not feel safe. 

They made me so sick I began to pee blood again, as well as my sugar spiking and causing me to have palpitations. My heart cannot take this stress anymore, and neither can my mental health. I wish I could explain how bad the situation was. I had tears down my face, gasping for air, chest heaving and in pain, I felt like I was on the verge of passing out. 

I got in contact with some good friends of mine, who say they can help get me out of not only that home, but the entire state i'm in. But I need money to do so, for travel and gas and so on. As much as they can house me, they need me to pull my weight. 

I hate having to ask for help, I hate that I'm even in this situation, to the point I'm so sick I might have to be seen in the ER or sent to ICU. 

I need to come up with 700 dollars, and I'm willing to do some commissions, but with how sick I am I may take a bit to get back with you. I plan to leave by early June, if not the beginning of July, as that's when my friends are able to drive down and get me. 

Donations are greatly appreciated, even if you can only afford a single dollar, it’ll be more help than you know. 

If you’re wanting a commission, please don't send money and then ask, for your sake and mine. I’m incredibly overwhelmed, and I’ll do my best to get with you and explain rates. 

And if you’re willing to donate anything, here’s my Ko-fi link. 

Buy Yanderemommabean a Coffee. ko-fi.com/mommabean
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Again, I can’t thank you enough for if you donate or even spread this post around, even well wishes mean the world to me because I know you beans care and want to help however you can.

This post was incredibly hard to make, I’m still all over the place and trying to figure everything out, so I apologize if this sounds like rambling and nonsense. There is a silver lining however, as I actually have a way out this time, and I pray I can get out before things can get worse.

-Mommabean 


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1 year ago

Always

eisoc - eisoc (*ゝωб*)
1 year ago

‘reader is a named oc’ then they are not a ‘reader’, bestie, they are an oc. there’s nothing wrong with ocs. but please for the love of god stop mistagging them as ‘x reader’.

1 year ago

friendly reminder that if you support israel youre either racist, or stupid

Friendly Reminder That If You Support Israel Youre Either Racist, Or Stupid
Friendly Reminder That If You Support Israel Youre Either Racist, Or Stupid

israels a bitch and dont you ever forget that.

1 month ago

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

11 months ago

Hey yall! it is mine and my spouse's birth month and we are:

-more than 2k in debt to our apartment complex (they are overcharging us for our subsidized rent and won't change how much we owe for several more months)

-unable to currently pay the admission fee to uni so that I can go back to school this fall

-swimming in medical expenses since I briefly lost my insurance and one of the treatments my spouse was recieving was not covered by Medicare/Medicaid

-and frankly I'd just like to be able to take my spouse out to a birthday dinner! I won't pretend that commission slots will resolve any of these issues since our problems have gotten kind of staggering, but if you'd like to help us out with affording some basic necessities and a maybe giving us a little joy/levity, I'm attaching a commission sheet and my ko-fi if anyone is so inclined

https://ko-fi.com/deepseaabomination

Hey Yall! It Is Mine And My Spouse's Birth Month And We Are:

I can do furry/anthro, NSFW, SFW, kink, selfship, fanart, whatever!

ofc I know it's hard out there so please don't stretch yourself if you're struggling.

love and light to everyone, take care of yourself ❤️

1 year ago

If a thousand people donated $20, they could reach their goal. If you can’t afford to donate, reblog and share this so it may reach people who can ‼️ Now is the time to act, the clock is ticking.

Donate to Help us Survive and Provide For my Babies, organized by Saba Safi
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3 months ago

I'm gonna be so fr I don't have anything in mind that I need but I just need luck

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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eisoc - eisoc (*ゝωб*)
eisoc (*ゝωб*)

(≧∇≦) 18+! certified strange girl/music enthusiast/baker/debater/nature lover/dancer/ riot grrl ☮☮☮!! (I don't put my actual age due to how it changes every year 🙁)

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