HALT

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Wrench: *Beats someone with the sledgehammer he's named Lady Smash*

Me: I...I need to sit down... 🥵

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4 years ago

I am also down! Let me join you please!

@tuashenanigans

Are....are we simping @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves ???

If so, does that mean we start writing fanfic!?

Maybe we should collaborate 🤣🤣🤣

3 years ago

The elevator at Taipei 101: takes half a minute to go up eighty-nine floors

Artemis Fowl II: I need one of these for my two-storey private home which receives few visitors and is not open to tourists

3 years ago

Fun facts

6 Things I learned from OSP’s Miscellaneous Myths Loki episode:

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1.) Loki is canonically a beautiful Twink/Femboy.

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2.) Despite being considered a male God, he would change species/gender so much it didn’t really matter.

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3.) No one actually knows what Loki was the God of and there were no recorded sacrifices in his name unlike any of the other Norse Gods.

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4.) Loki didn’t want anything to happen to his Monster Children,(Daughter Hel, Son Fenris, and Serpent Jormungandr), and tried to hide them away until the rest found out.

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5.) Despite being a mischievous “Evil in Disposition” God, he usually ends up using said cunning/trickery fixing messes whether or not he caused them. 

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He is also just as often used as a scapegoat by the Gods to expunge themselves of guilt for the wrongdoings they commit. Yes Loki causes a lot of mischief, but he receives a disproportionate amount of punishment from his peers. It’s to the point that he’s portrayed as a comparably sympathetic character even in the original text.

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5.) If Loki can get mpreg…

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…He will get mpregged.

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Seriously, the dude’s given birth more times than his actual wife and all the Goddesses combined!

4 years ago

@youcandalekmyballs and @sevendeadlyhargreeves agreed. Leave my home girl alone!

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.


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9 months ago

Goku: Do you have any nice things to say about Vegeta, Piccolo?

Piccolo: I've... seen shorter people.

3 years ago
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4 years ago

YES.

We ship Alexmis hard


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1 year ago

can we have a moment of respect for those who have meta works on ao3. such beautiful analysis of source material and helping us to glance deeper into media and sharing their insight with others. epic work guys 10/10

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eismypenname - Whatever I want
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My pronouns are she/her and this blog is for whatever I feel like :) Currently Trials of Apollo lives rent free in my head.

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